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[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 135 points 4 days ago

Imagine buying a piece of Biden merch -that says "BIDEN" in big letters on it- for someone that you supposedly love. What the fuck level of cult shit is this? These people are insane.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

When I was in Hawaii, these maga tourists were high fiving each other because the Trump Ukulele dolls were selling better than the Biden Ukulele dolls.

And I wish I said, "Yeah because only morons buy that shit".

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 32 points 4 days ago
[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

They found where the "T" went

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

Now that's some merch worth wearing

[-] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Certainly. There's a picture somewhere with a dumbass marine and his bride wearing a trump dress.

Trashy doesn't begin to describe.

[-] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago
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[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 144 points 4 days ago

"“I’m very disappointed. I wanted it to be a special thing for her, and we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States,” Tim, who lives in Providence, Rhode Island, told NBC 6." I'm not sure why he's so disappointed, as this is at the level of integrity one apparently can readily expect from #47.

[-] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 101 points 4 days ago

Wow the guy who ran a fraudulent university, bankrupted casinos, defrauded a cancer charity, rapes children, and sells signed bibles ripped me off!!!!

Good, you deserve it. Fucking moron.

[-] homes@piefed.world 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Don’t forget, he’s also the guy that buried his ~~second~~ ex-wife on his own golf course just so he could continue to cheat on her.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 27 points 4 days ago

Just for accuracy.

Ivana was his first wife. Marla Maples was his second wife.

[-] homes@piefed.world 11 points 4 days ago

Damn, I can’t believe I got that mixed up. Thanks!

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 14 points 4 days ago

The analogy I've been using is that trying to keep up with all the Trump scandals is like watching Avengers Endgame while reading Lord of the Rings and Listening to Game of Thrones at the same time.

Enjoy your day!

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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 4 days ago

we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States

I don't understand. that's exactly what they got

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

If we didn’t have ethics or morals we could make a shit-ton of money.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

I would be more than willing to set aside my ethics and morals to cash in on these fools, I just haven't had a good enough idea yet. Seriously, all the good ones are taken. Trump flip flops, done. Trump guns? Obviously beat to death. Playing cards? Nope. What's left?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Well thats the thing, you don’t need any product. Hell, “Trump Truck” is a natural. (Although Elmo did it first). All you really need to “produce” is an AI inage, ads and a way to collect money. Then declare bankruptcy or buy yourself out with another shell company.

*Not legal or investment advice*

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[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

Leopards ate my sense of irony

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

"i uspected it to have the same integrity like the president?"

Congratulations buddy... I actually have some AMAZING news for you.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago

The watch blunder comes as the Trump Organization faces criticism over its long-delayed gold Trump Mobile phone, which is priced at $500.

Patrick Holland, managing editor of tech site CNET, who received the phone and spoke to CNN, said it was not made in America as promised, “looks nothing like the original image,” and also gets the number of stripes on the American flag wrong.

*snif*. That’s beautiful.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

A piece of shit sold by a piece of shit to gullible pieces of shit. Ha ha, let's point and laugh.

[-] bagsy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Damn my sense of morals and ethics. I could be making bank selling cheap Ali Express watches to magats right now.

[-] BranBucket@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Back when the anti-5G hysteria was at it's peak, I wanted to sell cheap latex paint mixed with iron filings as a "high tech" coating that would prevent the 5G radiation from entering your home through the windows at the low, low price of $119 a gallon. (It also conveniently marked which houses the folks selling knives, magazines, and vacuums should visit.)

Sucks having a conscience sometimes.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Keep it from entering your home? Or from entering your head... Uncle freedom's anti-5G head paint

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[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 55 points 4 days ago

The most embarrassing part is actually wanting to wear something with Trump's name on it. That's just pathetic.

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[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 49 points 4 days ago

a fool and their money are soon parted

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 41 points 4 days ago

Slight change.

A fool and Trump's money are soon parted.

[-] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 33 points 4 days ago

I bet this would be one hell of a collectible. Limited run of bullshit paraphernalia with an obvious print error about an extremely controversial, transparently corrupt and serial lying felon with an enormous cult following.

Just think in 20-50+ years. People still go nuts about their nazi shit. The price of the watch is high enough that there won't be too many of these in circulation. Unless many of them have this print error, it's something anyway.

[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

Some day, hopefully, a grandkid finds a trunk in his grandparents attic full of MAGA shit and has a crisis realizing that his grandparents are really shitty people.

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 19 points 3 days ago

This whole thing is grotesquely fascinating, but my biggest question is this: did the husband even glance at the watch before giving it to his wife, or did he just hand her the package it was mailed in?

I know that if I gave someone a $650 gift, I’d look it over carefully to make sure it was in good condition, but that’s just me.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

You're asking for reason, forethought and enough self confidence to not want to be the focus of a ridiculous scam... from someone that just enthusiastically spent $700 USD on a "limited edition" made in China, imitation brass trump watch?

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Or he gave it to her still in the box, since unboxing is part of the experience of getting something new.

Honestly, if I bought something as a present for someone else, that's exactly what I'd do, let them open the box.

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[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 3 days ago

Why? If you can't trust the president anymore, where does that get us?

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Probably handed it over still in the box for her to open.

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[-] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago

That's what you get when ordering on getrumpwatches.com

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[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

“I think that someone needs to be aware of it in their licensing department that someone’s dropped the ball big time,” Tim Petit said.

These people are so pathetically stupid. This is working just as intended.

[-] M137@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Isn't the original family hame of Trump "Drumpf"? Either way, Rump is better than both of those.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 3 days ago

"Show the world what an ass you are by wearing our plastic RUMP watch."

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago
[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 13 points 4 days ago

I have a hard time sympathizing because, ya know, she bought a Trump watch. As a present. For her husband.

But I sympathize inasmuch as this lovely couple is mentally unfit rather than convinced MAGA cult members.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago

I don't see what the problem is. Rump is totally accurate.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

This is what you wanted and what you voted for, "lady". Wear your stupidity proudly like you were before you noticed a misspelling within your second grade reading level.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Its exactly the quality one should expect.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 days ago

As a lover of butts, this is the final straw.

[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

She and her husband should go play in traffic

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