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[–] 145 points 3 months ago (17 children)

"“I’m very disappointed. I wanted it to be a special thing for her, and we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States,” Tim, who lives in Providence, Rhode Island, told NBC 6." I'm not sure why he's so disappointed, as this is at the level of integrity one apparently can readily expect from #47.

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  • [–] 102 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Wow the guy who ran a fraudulent university, bankrupted casinos, defrauded a cancer charity, rapes children, and sells signed bibles ripped me off!!!!

    Good, you deserve it. Fucking moron.

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  • [–] 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

    Don’t forget, he’s also the guy that buried his second ex-wife on his own golf course just so he could continue to cheat on her.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Just for accuracy.

    Ivana was his first wife. Marla Maples was his second wife.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Damn, I can’t believe I got that mixed up. Thanks!

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States

    I don't understand. that's exactly what they got

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    If we didn’t have ethics or morals we could make a shit-ton of money.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I would be more than willing to set aside my ethics and morals to cash in on these fools, I just haven't had a good enough idea yet. Seriously, all the good ones are taken. Trump flip flops, done. Trump guns? Obviously beat to death. Playing cards? Nope. What's left?

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    [–] 135 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Imagine buying a piece of Biden merch -that says "BIDEN" in big letters on it- for someone that you supposedly love. What the fuck level of cult shit is this? These people are insane.

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    [–] 56 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The most embarrassing part is actually wanting to wear something with Trump's name on it. That's just pathetic.

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    [–] 55 points 3 months ago

    The watch blunder comes as the Trump Organization faces criticism over its long-delayed gold Trump Mobile phone, which is priced at $500.

    Patrick Holland, managing editor of tech site CNET, who received the phone and spoke to CNN, said it was not made in America as promised, “looks nothing like the original image,” and also gets the number of stripes on the American flag wrong.

    *snif*. That’s beautiful.

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  • [–] 49 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    a fool and their money are soon parted

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  • [–] 45 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    A piece of shit sold by a piece of shit to gullible pieces of shit. Ha ha, let's point and laugh.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Damn my sense of morals and ethics. I could be making bank selling cheap Ali Express watches to magats right now.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Back when the anti-5G hysteria was at it's peak, I wanted to sell cheap latex paint mixed with iron filings as a "high tech" coating that would prevent the 5G radiation from entering your home through the windows at the low, low price of $119 a gallon. (It also conveniently marked which houses the folks selling knives, magazines, and vacuums should visit.)

    Sucks having a conscience sometimes.

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    [–] 34 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I bet this would be one hell of a collectible. Limited run of bullshit paraphernalia with an obvious print error about an extremely controversial, transparently corrupt and serial lying felon with an enormous cult following.

    Just think in 20-50+ years. People still go nuts about their nazi shit. The price of the watch is high enough that there won't be too many of these in circulation. Unless many of them have this print error, it's something anyway.

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    [–] 27 points 3 months ago

    "i uspected it to have the same integrity like the president?"

    Congratulations buddy... I actually have some AMAZING news for you.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (15 children)

    This whole thing is grotesquely fascinating, but my biggest question is this: did the husband even glance at the watch before giving it to his wife, or did he just hand her the package it was mailed in?

    I know that if I gave someone a $650 gift, I’d look it over carefully to make sure it was in good condition, but that’s just me.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    You're asking for reason, forethought and enough self confidence to not want to be the focus of a ridiculous scam... from someone that just enthusiastically spent $700 USD on a "limited edition" made in China, imitation brass trump watch?

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    [–] 17 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    That's what you get when ordering on getrumpwatches.com

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    [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    “I think that someone needs to be aware of it in their licensing department that someone’s dropped the ball big time,” Tim Petit said.

    These people are so pathetically stupid. This is working just as intended.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I have a hard time sympathizing because, ya know, she bought a Trump watch. As a present. For her husband.

    But I sympathize inasmuch as this lovely couple is mentally unfit rather than convinced MAGA cult members.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    "Show the world what an ass you are by wearing our plastic RUMP watch."

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    This is what you wanted and what you voted for, "lady". Wear your stupidity proudly like you were before you noticed a misspelling within your second grade reading level.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    I don't see what the problem is. Rump is totally accurate.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    As a lover of butts, this is the final straw.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Its exactly the quality one should expect.

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    [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Probably still the longest thing they've ever read

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Whenever I see a couple like the one in this video I wonder what they looked like when they were younger to make them actually attracted to one another.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    I get the feeling Jon Oliver is going to be buying that watch from her within a few weeks.

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