I boy in my class brought gum to school which wasn't allowed. There were many questions on assignments later about Paul and his increasingly unlikely amount of gum.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT MANY APPLES ERIC?!" "EAT TWELVE APPLES AT LUNCH! SHOW US YOUR APPLE EATING SKILLS ERIC."

Growing up with a foreign name for my region this never happened :[

my full name would often come up, i have two very common names.

Hannah is a palindrome

I can’t believe Bobby is still alive. Dude basically drank heroin from a firehose.

Once sat with a kid in class that had to read the text that had his name on it.

It was something along the lines of “nobody is nice to me, they call me names,…”

To top it off => he was in fact the kid that everyone picked on. I do hope that teacher was clueless otherwise that was cruel.

Dr. Teeth has not aged well at all

Kid named finger: