Eating the crayon will obviously give you a 100% score.

of course they ate the crayon, they couldn’t read the instructions anyway

Did they ate the paper too?

... Who... where did the crayon jar go?

Goddamnit!

Private Schmidt!

How did you even-

I'm not breaking that thing untill you either pass out or say 'Sir the crayon jar is not a helmet liner, sir!'

I don't get it

As much as this is a joke, when i had to go to the military evaluation test, i just completely fucked every question by just randomly clicking on stuff. I did great at the sports exam, but the rest made me a psychotic weirdo. In the office, the guy wanted me in some elite force, because i did well in the fitness department and you have to be and i quote: "a bit of a psycho to do it."