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Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, apply some mustard. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's the best thing for a hot dog.

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[–] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

Are you falling behind? Well, ketchup then!

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    • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It should be applied with relish.

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    • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    There’s three kinds of turds in this world. Mustard, Custard, and you ya big turd!……..run Brucey

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    [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    This joke is from Chicago.

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