I was gonna say that these should be based on real episodes, then I remembered which one you were talking about…
Keep ‘em comin’
I was gonna say that these should be based on real episodes, then I remembered which one you were talking about…
Keep ‘em comin’
Ah, yes. "Resolutions" the quintessential soap opera episode. That's a skip every time.

That and "Tattoo."
I’ll skip “Tattoo” but you don’t like the monkey storm detector?
If there were a cameo from Combs as one of the monkeys, maybe.
The biggest nope for me from this episode is when he made that huge wooden bathtub, and I was like “bullshit!“ No way he made that in the time allotted with the tools they had. Especially without her noticing.
And, what, he was able to fell a couple of oak tree trees that just happened to be conveniently around and she had no idea? What the fuck
I'm still wondering if the Peruvian panflute dude following Chakotay around all the time is regulation or not. Like does he have clearance? What if Chakotay needs his flutes playing during classified meetings? Does he run out to the hallway to get the dude? Does he have an MP3 player full of panflute tracks in his pocket he can whip out? So many questions....
https://youtu.be/OrMrWEQhSvg Robert Beltran talking about this episode while Kate Mulgrew cracks up over the absurdity of it.
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