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Pulp And Rind (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago by [M] to c/oglaf@discuss.online
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Alt texttwist ending

Title textI used to make mojitos with my penis before the injury

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[–] 5 points 5 months ago

I don't think there's a penis strong enough to squeeze a lemon, also it may shrink in the process, anyone who disagrees is welcome to convince me otherwise with a video proof.. ^-^

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    [–] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    "Love is like a bomb, baby, come on, get it on"

    Seems someone didn't get or appreciate my Def Leppard reference. :(

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