The volcel police

Replace it with weird femdom porn that makes you hate yourself.

With furry stuff

you don't; you embrace it! lol

Tentacles

step one: buy a cage

step two: keep it on

You need to build up an immunity to hentai. So acquire as much as you can.

According to hentai, with more hentai.
Eventually, the author will run out of pages to draw on.
Consequently, this rule also applies to the digital hentaivirus,
as the author will run out of digital pages.
If you think that this does not make sense,
then you have not read hentai.

Don't be in places where infected mice may be (bushy areas, low level close to waterways, etc). Wash your hands. Respect quarantine.

oh... hentai