My dumb ass just googled that quote because I was really pulling for your comment to be real

Because she makes your "hayb" itch? Sounds venereal.

They're still very common over on the east side of the state, but they lose the pretense of "bikini" and go straight to "lingerie." I think twice a week they even exchange a standard lingerie top for pasties.

I didn’t know they were fronts for brothels.

I remember they were trying to open some in the SF East Bay, and some people were objecting. I was thinking if they want to serve coffee in a bikini, what’s the big deal.

They're still pretty common in the Seattle metro area. My parents are within a stone's throw of two of them.

That first link had Ad Herpes, and it was flaring up hard.

I've never seen anything even remotely like it aside from maybe hooters if you count that. I'm not necessarily against it but it definitely seems like a weird aspect to add to your 6 AM coffee order.

I thought they were more common than they are apparently!

Like a handjob from starbucks?

Used to be? They're still all over my dude.

I assumed but figured no way thats a thing. Damn thats nuts.