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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago

Pete was genetically engineered to be a lil schemer. He could tell me water is wet and I'd drown trying to find the lie in that because it is somehow a scheme to steal all the water.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm already skeptical of him even if I agree with the premise. You ARE the system! You were fixing bread prices, running cover for companies that wanted to do layoffs, and taking the opportunity to help destabilize the middle east for a resume bullet point. You expect me to believe you aren't going to get bogged down in that system you're critiquing, let alone want to question anything about it in the first place? Trump was at least an outsider on paper and who could have guessed - there's war with Iran and antagonism with China.

If you say something worth sticking around for I'll catch wind of it. But I can be sure enough your theory undisciplined, unpopular, calculated bullshit is probably a money grab.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

you worked for a company that fixed the price of water fain-cool

[-] context@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

Thats what people were saying during the primaries, but ok. The system is broken now because Mango Mussolini is in charge. Everything will be back in shape (pete-eat) once a Democrat is presidentlenin-dont-laugh

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

Finally we can go back to brunch pete

[-] axont@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hey look it's the guy who's responsible for all those train derailments and making reality out of the second half of White Noise by Delillo

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

"The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again!"

[-] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago
[-] context@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

beanis & pete-eat

coming to hextube soon!

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Buddy comedy about working at a major consulting firm and having to be tasked with more and more increasingly heinous shit

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

tenna-cabbage-fast

He's live and coming straight from your Butte!

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"And here's how my presidency will fix it without making any meaningful material changes whatsoever (I will probably just make things worse though)"

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wow that goatee really speaks to my generation, his team knows how to target my market. So presidential with that Obama cadence! I'd let him privatize and sell off all of my assets, c'mon daddy punish me with austerity

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

"the system is broken and I refuse to address it"

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Pete and Butte fighting over who gets to use the silent E at the end.

Buttey lost last time, and they’re determined to make a Petey out of Pete

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

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