Pete was genetically engineered to be a lil schemer. He could tell me water is wet and I'd drown trying to find the lie in that because it is somehow a scheme to steal all the water.
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butte-gieg
Thats what people were saying during the primaries, but ok. The system is broken now because Mango Mussolini is in charge. Everything will be back in shape (
) once a Democrat is president
Hey look it's the guy who's responsible for all those train derailments and making reality out of the second half of White Noise by Delillo
Beavis & Buttigieg
"And here's how my presidency will fix it without making any meaningful material changes whatsoever (I will probably just make things worse though)"
Wow that goatee really speaks to my generation, his team knows how to target my market. So presidential with that Obama cadence! I'd let him privatize and sell off all of my assets, c'mon daddy punish me with austerity
Pete and Butte fighting over who gets to use the silent E at the end.
Buttey lost last time, and they’re determined to make a Petey out of Pete
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:



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