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BUTT
(thelemmy.club)
"the system is broken and I refuse to address it"
Pete and Butte fighting over who gets to use the silent E at the end.
Buttey lost last time, and they’re determined to make a Petey out of Pete
Hey look it's the guy who's responsible for all those train derailments and making reality out of the second half of White Noise by Delillo
"And here's how my presidency will fix it without making any meaningful material changes whatsoever (I will probably just make things worse though)"
Thats what people were saying during the primaries, but ok. The system is broken now because Mango Mussolini is in charge. Everything will be back in shape (
) once a Democrat is president
Finally we can go back to brunch 
Pete was genetically engineered to be a lil schemer. He could tell me water is wet and I'd drown trying to find the lie in that because it is somehow a scheme to steal all the water.
I'm already skeptical of him even if I agree with the premise. You ARE the system! You were fixing bread prices, running cover for companies that wanted to do layoffs, and taking the opportunity to help destabilize the middle east for a resume bullet point. You expect me to believe you aren't going to get bogged down in that system you're critiquing, let alone want to question anything about it in the first place? Trump was at least an outsider on paper and who could have guessed - there's war with Iran and antagonism with China.
If you say something worth sticking around for I'll catch wind of it. But I can be sure enough your theory undisciplined, unpopular, calculated bullshit is probably a money grab.
you worked for a company that fixed the price of water 
"The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again!"
butte-gieg
Beavis & Buttigieg
Buddy comedy about working at a major consulting firm and having to be tasked with more and more increasingly heinous shit
&
coming to hextube soon!
He's live and coming straight from your Butte!
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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