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[–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This is less a legal issue, and more an activate-the-restraints-on-the-biobed issue while Bev and Deanna try to figure out WTF is wrong with you.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Why is your comment blank for me? I know you linked a gif but i have to view source to see the link. Im not specifically asking you (unless you know the answer) but its a constant thing here for me. Seems like a good chunk of media posts are just blank. Firefox on Pop!OS

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The replicators should just turn these monstrosities into twinkie weiner sandwiches. Like God intended.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    If Shax can get kiwi relish a hotdog can have a peep bun

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    If we're going by Lower Decks lore then we just need to not have those gastro-horrors programmed into the menu. Only the bridge crew are authorized to even gaze upon this unholy abomination.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Ew.

    Mustard?

    Shields up for the replies.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I feel bad for you.

    Mustard is the oldest, and only completely global, spice that humanity discovered. We found mustard within a few thousand years after we discovered salt, and I'm not certain that we were homo-sapiens by that point.

    I hope you can find a mustard that you like.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    What would you suggest? In my house you're only allowed mustard, onions, cream cheese, and chili for toppings on hotdogs.

    Anyone requesting ketchup will be dragged outside and shot. Hot dogs shouldn't be sweet.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Mostly unrelated but is Neelix cheese just a reference to Arthur Dent's tea?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Apparently I don't remember voyager or hhgttg well enough to get this. Or simple net searches.

    All I remember is that the ship made a drink that...

    Wait, did neelix make a food that was almost, but not entirely unlike cheese?

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    [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Can you describe what "this" is?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    It wouldn't make Neelix a starfleet uniform so it can't be that hard.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Here we have Sekiguchi's weaving worms building a runner phallic prototype.

    (Marathon game reference. There are dozens of us.)

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Is it normal to see a picture and feel your stomach cramp up?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    im pretty sure they mentioned several times they can program, make sure the computer doesnt replicate things like weapons, or knives. they surely can do this.

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