>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

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[–] 174 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Terms like "foid" are great in a way, because they make it very easy to identify assholes.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago*

    Chud Etymology, excerpt from lesson six, Women, or How They Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Self-Indulgent Misery

    Foid <- Femoid <- Root 1: Fem android, implying women have no agency and are simply following society`s programming
                   <- Root 2: From Mongoloid, implying women are genetically inferior
                   <- Root 3: -oid (derogatory), used in english as a suffix to usually mean "having the likeness of or related to," meant to separate "Women (read: conservative trad-wife type idealized fantasy women)" and the rest of women.
    
    
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    [–] 91 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah that's uh... I mean I'm autistic and I was nowhere near that socially inept at age 19, damn.

    Also, because I had to look it up:

    khhv = kissless hugless handholdless virgin

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  • [–] 74 points 3 months ago

    There's no level of autism that can get you to think that talking about molesting baby Hitler would be a good idea, especially with a girl that anon is presumably trying to impress. There's a reason that anon is on 4chan, and it's not just autism.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    He isn't inept. He does it on purpose and uses autism as a shield.

    He's the type of person who revels in making other people uncomfortable (especially women) because he's very immature and going through his "poke the bear" phase.

    We all go through that phase to some extent, where we push back against the world to see how far we can go before the world slaps back and teaches us how to behave. Some kids to grafitti on walls, others shoplift once or twice, some spew edgy opinions, others refuses to listen to authority figures etc etc. But at some point most people grow out of it and settle into the world and become more mature.

    Some people, however, feel the need to go further than others and poke the bear extra hard. Sometimes they wake up after a slap, other times they don't, because they never mature enough to settle in to society. They keep being "rebels" to provoke a reaction because it gives them a thrill. Makes them feel somehow important or different and thus better than the rest of us.

    It's a very sad way to live and some people get stuck living like that and never grow out of it. Hopefully, this Anon will mature eventually and forever cringe when he looks back at this period of his life. But his autism has nothing to do with this behavior he is displaying. It's just a way for him to not hold himself accountable for his bad behavior, as people like him are apt to do.

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  • [–] 77 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly, pretty sure not even autism causes a question like that to surface..

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago

    behold, the Platonic ideal of the 4chan user

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    While in many ways it's genuinely hard to navigate neurotypical society with all its prejudice, it's also actually relatively easy to just not go there

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 3 months ago*

    it’s also actually relatively easy to just not go there

    Into neurotypical society or broaching baby molestation? Because I’d have a harder time avoiding one than the other, but I won’t judge my experiences as the only correct ones.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago

    Anon is ... special. And not in a good way.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'd rather try and give baby Hitler a nice comfortable life with an understanding mentor, so that he never develops the hatred and closemindedness needed for the implementation of the Holocaust.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    Huh. I can't come up with a reason for why molesting baby Hitler feels so much more wrong than killing baby Hitler. You could even make the argument that it's less wrong.

    Is it just because of how killing and death is so normalized in all of modern media?

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Typical people deal with rape, murder is far rarer so there’s less “reality” to it. Go to a war torn country and you’d get a different response. Possivly “who is hitler?”

    But, more specifically, the kill baby Hitler question already exists in the social ether to be finished through call and respond. Branching into molestation requires recontextualization which pulls us into reality. It’s no longer call and respond, and you’ve just asked someone if they’d molest a baby.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    See for me I don't think killing babies is any more or less appropriate. They are both horrifying questions that I can't understand anyone not being able to say "no" to either question.

    If youre back in time you could just work to not create a genocidal piece of shit. Also, this presumes that he was the only problem - there were many other horrible people involved, so there would likely just be another to take his place anyway.

    Both questions are just off the charts level wrong to me and worth reporting. Though I bet there were plenty of other things said in the chat which would have also fit this ban message.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    Frankly, I don't see how killing baby Hitler is not... extremely obviously morally superior to molesting baby Hitler.

    You can kill anybody nearly instantly.

    'Molestation' implies... over a signifcant amount of time.

    It also implies that this is done in lieu of directly killing baby Hitler.

    So you've now generated an even more fucked up Hitler.

    Who will... regardless of how their time travel affrcted lifepath plays out... well they'll have been molested. As a core memory.

    That... seems to me to be less moral, causes more Hitler-suffering, unnecessarily.

    You've minimized total suffering, via killing baby Hitler.


    ... this is all assuming that just... doing either of these things somehow results in Hitler not coming to power, WW2 doesn't happen, holocaust doesn't happen.

    Frankly I also do not see anything near a guaranteed causality to 'molesting baby Hitler' -> 'somehow WW2 does not happen'.

    Whereas it is at least semi-plausible that killing baby Hitler at least could result in ww2/holocaust not happening... I guess the ... Strasserists just stay in control of the Nazis? And do not have a strangely charismatic firebrand to massively expand the movement?

    So it also just seems very impractical, unlikely that molesting baby Hitler would achieve the presumably desired aim.

    And it also assumes that these are your only two possible actions.

    Of course the entire thing is ludicrous is the sense of hinging on perfect foreknowledge, and time travel, which is fundamentally paradoxical, and/or results quantum suicide/immortality type nonsense, and/or in the Red Alert timeline.

    Oh god, and we essentially have to assume that this will be the only possible instance of time travel that ever happens, otherwise we potentially get into a kind of battling time travellers scenario ala whatever the fuck the Terminator series is doing now, and/or just a reality where many people can do time travel.


    Why not just do... teleportation, and either kill or molest Trump or Netanyahu, right now?

    I think I'd again conclude that telefragging them would be morally superior.

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    [–] 21 points 3 months ago

    When anon says they're autistic, you better believe them

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Is this supposed to be funny? you're just sharing horrible misogynist shit from a poorly socialised anti-social loser

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, that's 4chan. Greentext comes from 4chan, what's the issue?

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Would I molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?

    I mean, probably not?

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    “…I molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust”

    ~queenhawlsera@sh.itjust.works

    Thank you for your service

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Rather out of topic, but these one-word-repky people just spite me. Like, come on, I'm trying to be your friend, don't come with "hm"!

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Well, knowing who was really behind 4chan, this is not surprising.

    It left a generation of...waste, for us to deal with.

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    [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Why must every time traveler kill baby hitler? Does no one realize if you raise Hitler right he might not have become a fascist instead?

    With this reasoning wouldn't molesting baby Hitler made it worse?

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    [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    khhv?
    foid?

    never mind, found answers in thread.

    not autistic, just asstastic.

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Kind of an easy one.

    I would molest baby Hitler if I knew beforehand that it would stop the holocaust. Its disgusting but to save that many lives its above my personal comfort. its a duty to humanity at that point.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Not everyone is even capable of that.

    How the fuck can you reduce everything to a binary operation?

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    I love how he uses autism as a shield for edgy, anti-social behavior.

    This phase will be something he either grows out of and later cringe at or he's 45 years old and a lost cause.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    absolutely deserved

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