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[–] 77 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Normie christians : Jesus died for our sins

    Based Christians : Jesus died on the cross so that this man's horniness could be forgiven also your sins

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago

    I’m personally there for the resurrection sex. That’s gotta be like morning sex but waaaayyyyy better.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    In the medieval period there were nuns who were seriously into Jesus...

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago
    [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Also (to the comment in the meme) you wouldn’t grant Jesus a little bj as relief as he’s drinking the cup of sin and being tortured to death for all humankind?

    What kind of an asshole are you?

    (Edit: humankind, mankind has caused enough trouble as it is)

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Oh, he is risen…(sensual saxophone playing)

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    And then there’s the fans of Quills

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    That statue is St Patrick though not Jesus

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I once masturbated to Jesus on the cross. I did it outside at a Catholic retreat on a Marian Grotto trail. I was a weird kid.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    Cue obligatory Christian Woman by Type O Negative.

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