Saw a bro stealing food? No the fuck you didn't.

He looks like he earned them

Never been a clearer way to show ACAB

ALLEGEDLY stolen hot dogs.

I'm going to search "Fox with mouthful of hotdogs" to read more about this.

The fox can have some hot dogs, as a treat

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent hot dog meal?

This is demmmocracy manifest!

Maybe he bought them, maybe they were a gift, we don't fucking know, and frankly it's pretty irresponsible to just throw these sorts of unproven allegations around

How come, right after seeing this post, I open YouTube and get this:

How?

I like how they specified stolen. Like what's the alternative, he was filling his own hot dog casings with field mice he had in cold storage?

"stolen"

Where did it get the hotdogs? Judging by its expression, the same truck stop where it got meth for a blowjob.

It was the perfect crime

Feasting on nature's bounty