Post: Picture of a pen "This pen has spent more time in my urethra than actually drawing". Comment: "I was actually involved with the design and engineering of some stylus pens. Seeing this post makes me understand Oppenheimer when he saw the first atomic bomb go off."

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[–] 32 points 4 months ago (14 children)

Putting things into penis sounds like a cool idea to try, but i personally not comfortable with it yet.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    I cannot imagine why would anyone do this voluntarily. Is this how straight dudes feel about taking it in the ass?

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I am a bi dude, some kind of something is up my butt fairly regularly, and I still literally physically cringe and shrivel at the idea of urethra insertion.

    Just... no. No n o n o no no.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It's the difference between chugging with your mouth, and chugging through your nose.
    Sure you can probably nose-chug without problems, but i'm not fucking trying it.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oh dear Christ I sincerely hope they’re being sanitary about it. UTIs are no joke and can quickly become antibiotic-resistant.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    is there anything exciting about putting stuff in ur urethra or is that just a scare people type thing?

    cuz... i cant imagine that being exciting (yet)

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I had to get a catheter put in while I was awake once, and yeah it feels really good. Unless your urethra is swollen and in pain, in that case it's brutal agony. Unfortunately the majority of my time being catheterized while awake is the latter.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    ohgosh.....

    i too have had some like - tests done where they had to insert something and i was just like - so scared it was crazy scary... and painful and stuff... even tho they put some anti-pain stuff in there before actually going in....... it was bad. wowie.

    i genuinely, still have pain from the parts where they had problems "pushing through".... awful. so iguess thats why i cant see it being fun.

    but hey, thank u for sharing ur experience! <3 thats very nice of u.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I too am familiar with this device, though definitely not as adventurous.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I own a Huion tablet. I have an identical version of that pen on my desk right now. It would take a VERY talented urethra to fit even the first half inch of that thing inside it

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    lol don't flatter yourself pen designer

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    i have the same pen. its meh.

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