First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP

Every time I see one of these posts:

It's rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You're shooting yourself in the...well, you know.

American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.

Makes me nervous when I'm walking around, because every step I take my phone's pedometer detects another one :'(

I am not an American, but I want to get measured.

He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.

Please don't try to make imperial system look cool

Measure me mommy.

Measure me please 🥺

We need to sexualise the metric system.

God, I love feet.

The US fought, and apparently won, an entire war, to get out from under the heel of the boot which they insist on continuing to measure things against.

Meter? I hardly know 'er!

False, Europeans measure in metres

How many dead horses

It looks like the people on top have a giant calf and foot for legs and feet. And one of them the foot is backwards.

length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)

IIRC, the meter stems from a fraction of an Earth's length, so you know what to do

Wait till you hear how people measure the height of horses.

This post made Miyazaki (Dark souls) want to move to the US.