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Piers Morgan says
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Honestly would love a trans 007 James Bond.
I think we need him to seduce a couple trans bond girls first
He'll just come out as a trans woman, and Piers will be his dead name. He just needs a Jane Bond film for strength.
imagine a masculinity so fragile that not only do you think the most basic, lamest fictional character is important, and you're upset about it, but you're willing to say that in public?
Seriously, these people have never been in a fist fight and it shows.
it's not real
But it could be. And there are those that actually feel this way
Can confirm, our grandfather (a huge avid fan of 007) would commit suicide over trans 007 lol How do we know? Well haven’t talked to him since 19 and refuses to talk to us after we can’t out as trans so 🤷🏻♀️ ig his masculinity is fragile
Jeremy Clarkson for all his faults would like a word about that last point.
Punching a subordinate who you know will almost certainly not fight back doesn't count as a fight, in fact it fits exactly the bill for these types. Find people in relatively weak positions in a dominance hierarchy and exploit the power differential to hurt them.
See also: transphobia.
Come back to me when he's punched Piers Morgan, I would pay to watch that.
Do me a favor, go Google "Jeremy Clarkson Punched Piers Morgan"
Let's make it happen!
Get Abigail Thorn in there immediately.
Does he have a method in mind or does he take suggestions?
That is the biggest incentive I have ever heard lollll
I actually think a bond film where bonds egg cracks during the first half of the film and for the rest of the film the villain and miss Moneypenny are very quick to adapt and refer to her as Jane/miss Bond. M is well meaning but old fashioned and is mostly supportive and keeps self correcting. Q in typical tech bro fashion is a sexist chaser and keeps making inappropriate comments.
The main plot of the film comes when bond comes out to Felix Leiter, who it turns out is a maga shithead and manipulates evidence to turn the CIA against her. She has to rely on the villain from the first half to bring down Felix and clear her name.
I wonder what Jane bonds baby trans wardrobe looks like 🤔
inshallah
Either that or Q figures it out before bond does, and gives hints to kickstart the whole process, but it makes sense only at the end of the movie. After all there's other categories of tech people
The villians respecting gender seems kind of silly though. They don't even respect human lives, they would missgender on purpose.
Many would consider me a villain and I've always respected people's pronouns etc. I'd argue that it's the law abiding middle and upper class who are most judgemental.
Bah, it's because they give no shits about peoples' lives that they can turn on a dime: James Bond is dead? Good. Jane is a far more fitting nemesis for me!
The misgendering on purpose is an inspired asshole move, just as Miyamoto Musashi would play it.
“We meet again Mist-..eh..-sess Bond.”
and no, the story is not true
They’ve already had a transgender Bond girl
No fasch killed themselves over it though
They're too busy jerking off in their Republican National Convention over porn of those that they repress.
You expect them to block off an entire pornhub category just because they want to kill those people?
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Janette Bond can instantly make the world a better place.
It’d still be James Bond though.
transmasc James Bond would be so cool!
Jane Bond was tired of being twice as good as any other secret agent, but getting zero recognition.
Then he transitioned, and suddenly everyone's amazed by his abilities and women are throwing themselves at him.
“And a big thank you to Jane for organising the drinks”
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But is the Ron Perlman response true? Cause goddamn, I apparently didn't have enough respect for him already.
What did Perlman say? I've always liked him.
What he said in the image.
Oh, wow, missed that entirely somehow
Some theater nerds who grow up doing art do end up cool even when they're old
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Jane..Jane Bond.
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