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Ron Basedman (thelemmy.club)

and no, the story is not true

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[-] pentastarm@piefed.ca 151 points 3 weeks ago
[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 105 points 3 weeks ago

and no, the story is not true

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

I actually think a bond film where bonds egg cracks during the first half of the film and for the rest of the film the villain and miss Moneypenny are very quick to adapt and refer to her as Jane/miss Bond. M is well meaning but old fashioned and is mostly supportive and keeps self correcting. Q in typical tech bro fashion is a sexist chaser and keeps making inappropriate comments.

The main plot of the film comes when bond comes out to Felix Leiter, who it turns out is a maga shithead and manipulates evidence to turn the CIA against her. She has to rely on the villain from the first half to bring down Felix and clear her name.

I wonder what Jane bonds baby trans wardrobe looks like 🤔

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 22 points 3 weeks ago

“We meet again Mist-..eh..-sess Bond.”

[-] Mok98@feddit.it 16 points 3 weeks ago

Either that or Q figures it out before bond does, and gives hints to kickstart the whole process, but it makes sense only at the end of the movie. After all there's other categories of tech people

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

The villians respecting gender seems kind of silly though. They don't even respect human lives, they would missgender on purpose.

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bah, it's because they give no shits about peoples' lives that they can turn on a dime: James Bond is dead? Good. Jane is a far more fitting nemesis for me!

The misgendering on purpose is an inspired asshole move, just as Miyamoto Musashi would play it.

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[-] Quokka@quokk.au 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Janette Bond can instantly make the world a better place.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

It’d still be James Bond though.

transmasc James Bond would be so cool!

[-] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago

Jane Bond was tired of being twice as good as any other secret agent, but getting zero recognition.

Then he transitioned, and suddenly everyone's amazed by his abilities and women are throwing themselves at him.

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well okay then who are the choices

[-] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I have no idea, need someone big and buff really but I don't keep up with celebrities these days

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[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

They’ve already had a transgender Bond girl

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 25 points 3 weeks ago

No fasch killed themselves over it though

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

They're too busy jerking off in their Republican National Convention over porn of those that they repress.

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 5 points 3 weeks ago

You expect them to block off an entire pornhub category just because they want to kill those people?

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not in the fandom, where

[-] rapchee@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

1981 "for your eyes only"
i remember hearing about her in "kill james bond" but i only know it exactly because i typed "trans bond girl" into ddg

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Caroline Cossey, who IMDb credits as "Girl at Pool (uncredited)" in the movie.

Not sure she really qualifies as a "bond girl".

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[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 16 points 3 weeks ago

That is the biggest incentive I have ever heard lollll

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Jane..Jane Bond.

[-] JakenVeina@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

But is the Ron Perlman response true? Cause goddamn, I apparently didn't have enough respect for him already.

I'm pretty sure it is

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 8 points 3 weeks ago

Some theater nerds who grow up doing art do end up cool even when they're old

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's true to form

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

What did Perlman say? I've always liked him.

[-] JakenVeina@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

What he said in the image.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, wow, missed that entirely somehow

[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago

imagine a masculinity so fragile that not only do you think the most basic, lamest fictional character is important, and you're upset about it, but you're willing to say that in public?

Seriously, these people have never been in a fist fight and it shows.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Jeremy Clarkson for all his faults would like a word about that last point.

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago

Let's make it happen!

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

Get Abigail Thorn in there immediately.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] alapakala@quokk.au 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure 003 already has the higher rank. Elizabeth Dumontsadly died too fast😞.

[-] GarboDog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly would love a trans 007 James Bond.

[-] funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think we need him to seduce a couple trans bond girls first

[-] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's been done

[-] Kasane_Teto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

tf this happens I will convert to wicca

[-] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Does he have a method in mind or does he take suggestions?

[-] funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

He'll just come out as a trans woman, and Piers will be his dead name. He just needs a Jane Bond film for strength.

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