and no, the story is not true

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and no, the story is not true

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  • [–] 50 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I actually think a bond film where bonds egg cracks during the first half of the film and for the rest of the film the villain and miss Moneypenny are very quick to adapt and refer to her as Jane/miss Bond. M is well meaning but old fashioned and is mostly supportive and keeps self correcting. Q in typical tech bro fashion is a sexist chaser and keeps making inappropriate comments.

    The main plot of the film comes when bond comes out to Felix Leiter, who it turns out is a maga shithead and manipulates evidence to turn the CIA against her. She has to rely on the villain from the first half to bring down Felix and clear her name.

    I wonder what Jane bonds baby trans wardrobe looks like 🤔

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    Either that or Q figures it out before bond does, and gives hints to kickstart the whole process, but it makes sense only at the end of the movie. After all there's other categories of tech people

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The villians respecting gender seems kind of silly though. They don't even respect human lives, they would missgender on purpose.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Bah, it's because they give no shits about peoples' lives that they can turn on a dime: James Bond is dead? Good. Jane is a far more fitting nemesis for me!

    The misgendering on purpose is an inspired asshole move, just as Miyamoto Musashi would play it.

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  • [–] 42 points 4 months ago* (12 children)

    Janette Bond can instantly make the world a better place.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    It’d still be James Bond though.

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  • [–] [S] 45 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    transmasc James Bond would be so cool!

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  • [+] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)
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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    They’ve already had a transgender Bond girl

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    No fasch killed themselves over it though

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    1981 "for your eyes only"
    i remember hearing about her in "kill james bond" but i only know it exactly because i typed "trans bond girl" into ddg

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    [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    That is the biggest incentive I have ever heard lollll

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago*

    Jane..Jane Bond.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    But is the Ron Perlman response true? Cause goddamn, I apparently didn't have enough respect for him already.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    imagine a masculinity so fragile that not only do you think the most basic, lamest fictional character is important, and you're upset about it, but you're willing to say that in public?

    Seriously, these people have never been in a fist fight and it shows.

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    Let's make it happen!

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Get Abigail Thorn in there immediately.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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    Pretty sure 003 already has the higher rank. Elizabeth Dumontsadly died too fast😞.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly would love a trans 007 James Bond.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    tf this happens I will convert to wicca

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Does he have a method in mind or does he take suggestions?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    He'll just come out as a trans woman, and Piers will be his dead name. He just needs a Jane Bond film for strength.

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