Google (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 81 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

Let me just sneak a tracking device on you too this will let anyone who pays me know where you are and where you've been and what you've looked at and your name and height and family members and friends and where you work and we're working on finding out what you had for dinner last night too

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, that's kind of helpful. I can never remember what I had for dinner last night

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  • [–] 41 points 3 months ago

    I had the f12 developer console thing open recently when I went to do a Google search and was blown away that a basic Google search has over 12 megabytes of network traffic flying around. My ad blockers and such blocked most of it, so it's clearly not required.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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    I've used DDG on and off for years but switched to it full time when google started pushing their AI bullshit.

    The ONLY thing I miss is google maps when I search for a particular business or something - but pulling up maps when needed is just one extra step. No problem.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah Duck Duck Go is my default on my browser at home.

    I have also stumbled across alltheinternet.com and it has become my favorite. It feels like searching on Google 20 years ago, and I actually get unique, relevant results that Google and DDG don't always give me.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Why is all the news from Fox?

    Edit: oh, if you hit the little gear you can change the source of the headlines.

    After running a few test searches: I like it. Searching for β€œpickles” did not try to sell me pickles immediately. I’ll try it some more on my desktop at home.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Last night I just wanted a list of Marx Brothers movies and got a pop up of "Heyyyyy... why don't you tell us what streaming services you subscribe to so we can help you better."

    "Why don't you fuck right off with that shit?"

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I mean, there's definitely a certain merit in helping to answer the question "Which service do I currently subscribe to that hosts the movies I want to watch?" I would go even further and suggest a digital tool that toggles subscriptions on/off based on the movie you want to watch tonight and its availability would be a helpful gadget.

    But all of this is downwind of a digital service setup that is constantly shifting and hiding content behind different payment plans. And using the revenue from those plans to undermine public libraries, open source digital repositories, and a free globally accessible internet. That's the really annoying bit.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    google was a perfect product. I'm talking early 2000s.

    If it wasn't for the need for endless growth it would have remained extremely profitable and competitive. but every quarter they have to show growth. Either buy making bs services they later kill, or buying profitable businesses then enshitifying them.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, for a while there was really good progress on search results serving up the things you're looking for, and not just by Google. I remember how impressed I used to be by the Amazon search engine. I could put a description of something that I didn't know the name of into the search box and the first result was usually what I wanted. I could sort by user rating and usually get the best one on top.

    Now there are pages of sponsored products that keep getting shown if you keep scrolling. The search engine has become completely enshitified, and so many bots have created positive and negative reviews that the ratings are way less useful.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    google was a perfect product.

    No it wasn't. It was the best in a bad batch of half-conceived search engines. And this was only true for a relative window of time in the '10s, when they hadn't quite cornered the market on search and hadn't fully optimized how to maximize their ad revenues.

    Google was a massive conflux of investor capital that produced a better-than-average set of tools as loss-leaders to hook you into their Walled Garden. Once you were inside the Walled Garden, what you discovered was Microsoft 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    What's that? You want a program that'll run AI slop lovally on your machine if you use our browser?

    What's that? You want our reCAPTCHA program that will force you to verify you're using a closed-source Android OS to even look at a fucking website?

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I always just scoot right by that AI at the top, when searching. I wish I could make it go away.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Would have been perfect if the last panel didn't have the original web results anymore.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    God every new computer.. the stupid ai bullshit at the top of my results before I remember to change my search engine

    I don't know how any puts up with it

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    You can also use DDG, Startpage, spin up a SearX instance, or a number of other options.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'm paying for kagi exactly because of all this BS. Results tend to be decent for the most part.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Results are okay, better than google by far. I found i have to block sites frequently to keep things relevant, but im no longer starting each search with an angry crash out dealing with the site and crappy results like i was with google/duckduck.

    The date filter is also nice for finding recipes published before 2020.

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    And a whole stack of the exact same wrong answers despite you asking the question five times with the β€œ-β€œ modifier to eliminate those wrong answers.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This extension makes it so google ALWAYS gives you web results first

    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/nogoogleai/

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    Jokes on you. Google sunset the FAQs schema.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    What's a "Google"? 😝

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  • Google,can you find me my legal pornographic addictions? Alexa killed herself after I got to fetish number 6c-d. I can't get enough pleated cankles, I tell ya...

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    At this point, you are the problem is you still support Google search.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I have a pretty decent experience using ublockorigin/brave adblock

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Is Brave actually blocking ads noe, and not just inserting their own?

    Are they still installing crypto miners on people's computers?

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Never heard about the crypto mining thing. The ads are optional and are blocked by default.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The ads are optional

    That's always how it starts.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I have seen many posts over the last couple of years about google getting worse and I haven’t notice that. I do have an ad blocker that blocks ads, most ai and I skip past that faq list by habit. So maybe that is why I haven’t notice as I am not looking at those false paid-for results.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    It's not even the ads or ai. I don't get relevant results for anything remotely complex. It ignores like 2/3 of my search terms. I can even quote something verbatim and it won't even bring up the origin most times

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