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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 93 points 1 week ago

That fat child raping cunt doesn't understand not to shit itself on camera at the Whitehouse.
Fuck off, Pastor Shitface. Fuck off and die.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

In the words of Mr. Hat: "you can go to hell! You can go to hell and you can die!"

[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 74 points 1 week ago
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[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 51 points 1 week ago

Sure. Leo thinks it's a guide for morals and good living. Trump understands it's a grift to let old warmongering men stay in charge.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Are you sure? Sometimes I think Trump goes in and out of lucidity these days.his word salads have been getting worse.

If there's one thing that man will go to his grave knowing, it's how to work a scam. He may not be able to execute it, but he'll recognize it long after he stops being able to recognize animals or draw a clock..

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[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago

Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Well there's your problem. These guys know as much about the Bible as Trump.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago

They also know as much about grifting.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Once you put “mega” in there, is there such a thing as a legitimate “pastor/priest”?

[-] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago
[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 31 points 1 week ago

Jeffress, a Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Nothing farther from faith than such people

[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Supply-side Jesus worshipper.

[-] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

As I suspected, conservative Christians in the US are not real Christians, but rather “money for faith” type people. Their supreme authority is money. Nothing to do with christianity or Jesus or faith.

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[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

"Bible" is such a weird way to spell Epstein files.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

I’m not surprised to see a conservative Baptist minister not missing a chance to take a swipe at Catholicism

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Yeah American evangelicals don't think any Catholics understand the Bible.

[-] phx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

That's because they follow the Capitalist Bible

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[-] auzy1@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

This guy is definitely in the Epstein files.. probably a supplier..

[-] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Megachurch pastor? Don't do him dirty like that. He likely also a diddler as well.

[-] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

He must not be familiar with the seminary school curriculum.

"My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” --Isaac Asimov

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

Perhaps Trump has a better understanding of American Christians than the Pope does.

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[-] signor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

He means the guy that said two corinthians?

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

A Christian pastor who shills and grifts? I don't think that's ever been done before. /s

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

That bible experts cannot agree on what the bible means, and which of its doctrine is important, makes for a strong argument that it is a historical document, neither inspired, nor univocal, nor inerrant.

If it were divine, then its meaning would be clear beyond debate.

In other words, it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age, and nothing more.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this is why in a way Catholicism and Orthodox makes more sense where you have an ultimate authority chosen by god to update Christianity. Has its own issues though like the time when the pope issued purgatory skip papers for money to fund pet projects.

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[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Every Bible passage is his favorite. Like the story of Lot and his daughters.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

It would be a first time experience for him where he's not the rapist.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Netanyahu is a master chef with bacon too.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I mean... with all the hypocrisy... he probably is

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[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Well. If you attempt to read it upside down it just invokes Satan and the Antichrist... /s.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Is that brown lipstick he's wearing?

[-] saimen@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

That's just from the shit he's talking

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] krigo666@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

One idiot propping up another idiot.

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All those fucking fundies.

They became the very thing they hate.

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, amen.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Speak American like Jesus did. None of that layten stuff. That's gay roman sheeit.

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[-] bagsy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This pastor clearly doesn't believe in heaven and hell, or he would lie in support of the literal anti-christ.

[-] CptHacke@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing that the 'pastor' has some pretty heavy callouses on his knees that aren't from praying.

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[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And who cares what this nobody says?
Should this be an item in even a garbage UK outlet, or worse Lemmy?

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The trump bible is like all the folders full of “plans” he presented to the press. Official looking covers with nothing but empty pages between them.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

no he doesnt. he listens to his sick-minded "preacher" who also misinterprets the scriptures he cherry picks

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