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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 93 points 2 months ago

That fat child raping cunt doesn't understand not to shit itself on camera at the Whitehouse.
Fuck off, Pastor Shitface. Fuck off and die.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

In the words of Mr. Hat: "you can go to hell! You can go to hell and you can die!"

[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 74 points 2 months ago
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[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 51 points 2 months ago

Sure. Leo thinks it's a guide for morals and good living. Trump understands it's a grift to let old warmongering men stay in charge.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Are you sure? Sometimes I think Trump goes in and out of lucidity these days.his word salads have been getting worse.

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 2 months ago

If there's one thing that man will go to his grave knowing, it's how to work a scam. He may not be able to execute it, but he'll recognize it long after he stops being able to recognize animals or draw a clock..

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[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 months ago

Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Well there's your problem. These guys know as much about the Bible as Trump.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago

They also know as much about grifting.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Once you put “mega” in there, is there such a thing as a legitimate “pastor/priest”?

[-] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago
[-] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

As I suspected, conservative Christians in the US are not real Christians, but rather “money for faith” type people. Their supreme authority is money. Nothing to do with christianity or Jesus or faith.

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[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 31 points 2 months ago

Jeffress, a Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Nothing farther from faith than such people

[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Supply-side Jesus worshipper.

[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

"Bible" is such a weird way to spell Epstein files.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Yeah American evangelicals don't think any Catholics understand the Bible.

[-] phx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That's because they follow the Capitalist Bible

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[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I’m not surprised to see a conservative Baptist minister not missing a chance to take a swipe at Catholicism

[-] auzy1@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

This guy is definitely in the Epstein files.. probably a supplier..

[-] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Megachurch pastor? Don't do him dirty like that. He likely also a diddler as well.

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

Perhaps Trump has a better understanding of American Christians than the Pope does.

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[-] signor@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

He means the guy that said two corinthians?

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

A Christian pastor who shills and grifts? I don't think that's ever been done before. /s

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

That bible experts cannot agree on what the bible means, and which of its doctrine is important, makes for a strong argument that it is a historical document, neither inspired, nor univocal, nor inerrant.

If it were divine, then its meaning would be clear beyond debate.

In other words, it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age, and nothing more.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, this is why in a way Catholicism and Orthodox makes more sense where you have an ultimate authority chosen by god to update Christianity. Has its own issues though like the time when the pope issued purgatory skip papers for money to fund pet projects.

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[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Well. If you attempt to read it upside down it just invokes Satan and the Antichrist... /s.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Netanyahu is a master chef with bacon too.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I mean... with all the hypocrisy... he probably is

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[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Every Bible passage is his favorite. Like the story of Lot and his daughters.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

It would be a first time experience for him where he's not the rapist.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

Is that brown lipstick he's wearing?

[-] saimen@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

That's just from the shit he's talking

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[-] krigo666@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

One idiot propping up another idiot.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All those fucking fundies.

They became the very thing they hate.

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, amen.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Speak American like Jesus did. None of that layten stuff. That's gay roman sheeit.

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[-] CptHacke@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

I'm guessing that the 'pastor' has some pretty heavy callouses on his knees that aren't from praying.

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[-] bagsy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This pastor clearly doesn't believe in heaven and hell, or he would lie in support of the literal anti-christ.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And who cares what this nobody says?
Should this be an item in even a garbage UK outlet, or worse Lemmy?

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago
[-] unabart@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Sounds like someone wants an invite to wherever they moved Epstein Island to!

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The trump bible is like all the folders full of “plans” he presented to the press. Official looking covers with nothing but empty pages between them.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Of course he knows more about the Bible - how many has this Leo guy even eaten? Can’t be half as many as Trump.

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