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[–] 53 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If she was microwaved for just a bit more she'd look EXACTLY like Trump's mommy.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I think she'd also need to grab a high-voltage line a bit to get the same hairdo.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    I don't know how good of a human being Susie Wiles is. Probably not much to write home about given that she sees nothing wrong in playing a part in this fascist shitshow. But in fairness, I know nothing about her.

    What I do know is that she looks furiously like a primary school teacher I had who terrorized us kids for years, and was eventually conveniently "relocated" by the school board because she didn't in fact like children and was so damn cruel. She had such an impact on me I still remember her decades later.

    And Susie Wiles gives me the creeps each time I see her face.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    She's a career politician with ties to a lot of GOP shitstains like DeSantis and Rick Scott. She's helped them all get elected, which means A) She's good at her job, and B) She's rotten to the core. Personally, I hope she dies before I'm done typing this, but I'll also settle for shortly after I'm done.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Every time I see this image of his mother I can’t help getting the vibe that she was exceptionally cruel and manipulative.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    JFC it looks like he fucked Margret Thatchers rotting corpse.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    That family sure has odd hair.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Trump's mommy looks he went back in time and had a kid with himself during one of his many visits to that island, and then she gave birth to himself.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Word is she slept her way to the top. We already know Trump is in diapers. You do the math.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I will never look down on someone who sleeps their way to the top. It's not like the top of full of the most talented, hard working, elite people. It's not like they deserve to be there. They're a bunch of nepo baby, narcissist, psychopath, assholes. Fuck them. And if you can make a buck while fucking them, great. Fuck them harder.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    She looks like she can call in a coup or genocide nonchalantly whilst sipping tea. And yes, she works in the upper levels of the US admin so I know she's a hellbound beast and an enemy of humanity but even if I didn't know anything about her I'd think her face gives "evil vibes".

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Apparently Trump's mum was a lovely lady. But Trump's asshole of a father wouldn't let her raise her sons.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Why do the Drumpfs have Simpsons hair?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    JFC I always forget how much she looks like parchment that's been crumpled and smoothed out repeatedly.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    If the right hates trans people so much, then why is that second picture a picture of trump with a wig and lipstick.

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  • Ummm, clearly Trump hires everyone based on bang ability.

    He has spent fucking showing off.

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