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[–] 22 points 5 months ago

I take solace in the fact that there must be minute traces of my own piss in there as well.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    And when you swim, you're swimming in Elton John's jizz.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Maybe it all travels together so one person gets the full Marilyn before passing it on.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Just MM's pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else's pee? What's going on?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    This is clearly nonsense, some people don't shower every day.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Don't whant to judge but: What a strange thought mate, are you OK?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic "medicine" contains more Hitler's piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y'know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn't enough

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Which proves homeopathy. I bet you haven't been plagued with Marilyn Monroe recently.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh... umm... You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you're done.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    It's likely that there's some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it's definitely not piss anymore

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Lol. What a pathetic bot.

    Profanity? Really? Fuck off you dumb cunt.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    comment was restored instantly since it shouldn't have hit that message (ill probably try to get piss removed from the check). Just a way for admins to be able to check messages to prevent new accounts from instantly harassing people after sign up

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Boooo fuck you!

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    We're also inhaling her recycled farts..

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Also Marilyn Manson's. And not just piss.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    I am reminded of those water bottles that have encouragements to drink water printed on them. This could be a powerful source of motivation for some

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago
    [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Bill gates drank water that was filtered from raw sewage and I will never forget that.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    My friends and I say lakes are Napoleon’s Urine.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.

    A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules... assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth's freshwater.... roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.

    And now I am regretting my life decisions.

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  • [+] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)