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[–] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Yes it's a real quote but he was joking. We could do with less disinformation.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-yes-trumps-defense-210600563.html

    The context of Hegseth's remark and the reactions of his co-hosts indicate he was joking.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    So he goes to take a shit and wipes his ass but doesn't wash his hands afterwards? What a disgusting piece of shit.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I don’t care about this. Release the Epstein files and get tf out of this war of choice and distraction.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago*

    trump brings out RFK jr form time to time for a distraction when he needs it, after which he disappears from the news for months until needed again. petey is used to prolong that distraction with wars, and illegal strikes.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Already lost one president because of this belief so fingers crossed?

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    The "I can't see them" argument getting used in 2026 needs to just be trolling at this point.

    Microscopes that can see cells and bigger bacteria are so accessible- haven't a ton of people seen amoebas on microscopes in high school at this point? Either the education system has failed all of us or knowing anything is woke at this point.

    Ugh, all the shit these idiots peddle and the anti-germ ones get me the most.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    If they don’t believe in microscopic shit, what do they think is making the frogs gay? Like some big gay ray, that shoots gay lasers?

    As a side note, I used to know a guy named Big Gay Ray.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    I was scrolling by, and being tired, I misread the text in the thumbnail image as 'Germans are not real' and thought this was a shitpost for a second.

    But then I see the actual headline is even crazier because it's not a shitpost.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Glad I wasn’t the only one.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    You know, I haven't been to Germany yet, so I can't confirm it exists, so it's possible the "Germans" I've met so far are actually all in on a big joke with their made-up language, accent, and precision engineering.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Yes he can see Jesus, but only the white one.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Checkmate, theists.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I can only imagine that this plus the president decomposing into his trousers every few hours, must have the whole white house smelling of pure shit

    Is the reason he can't get his ballroom finished because all the contractors keep getting norovirus?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Is he really that dumb?

    Never mind… yeah he probably is.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    To be fair to Kegbreath, the "I can't see it so it must not exist" comes from overhearing his wife talking about his penis to her girlfriends.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Confirmed, God isn’t real because Pete Hegseth can’t see her.

    Not that I believe in god anyway.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago*

    only when hes drunk, he drank so much alcohol it became toxic to bacterium.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago*

    I wish I couldn't see him.

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