it's real. (2019 article) https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47201923
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So he goes to take a shit and wipes his ass but doesn't wash his hands afterwards? What a disgusting piece of shit.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of those "wiping or washing your butthole is gay" morons.
Can't see his brain, either.
Do you really think he wipes? A man touching his butt? He's so repressed he would probably nut on his face.
I don’t care about this. Release the Epstein files and get tf out of this war of choice and distraction.
Already lost one president because of this belief so fingers crossed?
The "I can't see them" argument getting used in 2026 needs to just be trolling at this point.
Microscopes that can see cells and bigger bacteria are so accessible- haven't a ton of people seen amoebas on microscopes in high school at this point? Either the education system has failed all of us or knowing anything is woke at this point.
Ugh, all the shit these idiots peddle and the anti-germ ones get me the most.
and thier are viruses that infect amoebas that are so large they can be seen with a decent microscope, and not an electron microscope because most viruses tend to be smaller than certain wavelength of light.
If they don’t believe in microscopic shit, what do they think is making the frogs gay? Like some big gay ray, that shoots gay lasers?
As a side note, I used to know a guy named Big Gay Ray.
I was scrolling by, and being tired, I misread the text in the thumbnail image as 'Germans are not real' and thought this was a shitpost for a second.
But then I see the actual headline is even crazier because it's not a shitpost.
He never washed his hands. There is definitely shit in this post.
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
You know, I haven't been to Germany yet, so I can't confirm it exists, so it's possible the "Germans" I've met so far are actually all in on a big joke with their made-up language, accent, and precision engineering.
Yes he can see Jesus, but only the white one.
How many are there?
Well, there's Republican Jesus: https://i.imgflip.com/6d1nho.jpg
Then there's Korean Jesus: https://youtu.be/hhtOGkUqVTU?t=14
And Buddy Christ: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=buddy+christ&iar=images
So there's at least 3
I can only imagine that this plus the president decomposing into his trousers every few hours, must have the whole white house smelling of pure shit
Is the reason he can't get his ballroom finished because all the contractors keep getting norovirus?
Is he really that dumb?
Never mind… yeah he probably is.
To be fair to Kegbreath, the "I can't see it so it must not exist" comes from overhearing his wife talking about his penis to her girlfriends.
Lucky wife there...
Confirmed, God isn’t real because Pete Hegseth can’t see her.
Not that I believe in god anyway.
only when hes drunk, he drank so much alcohol it became toxic to bacterium.
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