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Lots here suggesting you do the Luigi thing.
If you're not game for that, I suggest playing videogames. I'm sure there has to be at least one about vampire hunting
Witcher 3: Blood and Wine
I am down for Luigi-type things but I'm just starting to gear up w organizing irl so that'll prob be a while
In terms of games, it feels like every game wants you to be the vampire and not many want you to be the hunter, which is a shame
The problem with vampire hunting games is they typically involve other themes in addition to vampire hunting. But if you're cool with that, then The Witcher franchise might scratch the itch. I'm pretty sure the Blood and Wine expansion is vampire heavy.
I will consider this, thank you
Castlevania? There are a few in the series were you play as Alucard, but mostly you're human fighting vamps.
There is a remastered Legacy of Kain Defiance that came out this year. Maybe playing as a vampire will make him not so angry toward them.
What is lemmy even about man
I only post the best questions 😌
Theres a certain class of people who behave a lot like vampires. Maybe start there?
Peter Thiel literally consumes the blood of the young to sustain his own evil life
Very vampiric. Sounds like someone needs staking!
join the Party for Socialism and Liberation if you're a burgerlander, we're the only national party fighting to end vampirism
There we go, the only appropriate answer and I was about to say it.
Seriously folks Eat the Fucking Rich. They’re vampiric blights on the planet and society at large.
Stake thru the hearts of them All.
Who’s that guy who takes the blood of young men to be immortal and shot a missile at a girl’s school?
Sounds like an undead demon to me.
Play RPGs? Either find someone who is willing to run a vampire hunting game, or run a game of vampires being hunted, so you can mow down the adventuring party, becoming the monster yourself.
What is this post
I think it's a post where someone wants to kill vampires instead of fuck them for some weird reason.
Why would you wanna have sex with such wretches
Why wouldn't I?
But she has no soul and exsanguinates people. Major red flags
Literature vampires are a metaphor for landlords. It couldn't be more obvious in Dracula. Not just because he's a lord who owns land. The protagonist is a solicitor and Dracula's whole evil plan is to buy various properties in England. Multiple chapters are about him learning English laws and customs around buying and holding land and houses.
Billionaires are vampires for labor value 👀
Skyrim's Dawnguard DLC should do the trick. Oblivion also has vampires to kill.
VR
Play the Curse of Strahd D&D campaign. Strahd is such a great villain and very Dracula-esque. Though to be fair, victory is all but guaranteed...
Join the Navy and become a CIWS tech
I want a sexy vampire or dhampir to fuck me.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2026
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