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submitted 3 weeks ago by sangeteria@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I've been reading Dracula, and it's truly horrifying. The Count is extremely vile and cruel and conniving and I yearn to see his demise (NO SPOILERS PLS). It makes me want to kill a vampire irl, and ensure that those fiends are no more. The problem is that vampires aren't real, so my righteous hatred and contempt has nowhere to go. So how can I find an avenue to fulfill my desire?

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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago

Lots here suggesting you do the Luigi thing.

If you're not game for that, I suggest playing videogames. I'm sure there has to be at least one about vampire hunting

[-] Athena5898@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Witcher 3: Blood and Wine

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

I am down for Luigi-type things but I'm just starting to gear up w organizing irl so that'll prob be a while

In terms of games, it feels like every game wants you to be the vampire and not many want you to be the hunter, which is a shame

[-] Chulk@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

The problem with vampire hunting games is they typically involve other themes in addition to vampire hunting. But if you're cool with that, then The Witcher franchise might scratch the itch. I'm pretty sure the Blood and Wine expansion is vampire heavy.

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I will consider this, thank you

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Castlevania? There are a few in the series were you play as Alucard, but mostly you're human fighting vamps.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

There is a remastered Legacy of Kain Defiance that came out this year. Maybe playing as a vampire will make him not so angry toward them.

[-] JillyB@beehaw.org 22 points 3 weeks ago

What is lemmy even about man

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I only post the best questions 😌

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 20 points 3 weeks ago

Theres a certain class of people who behave a lot like vampires. Maybe start there?

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Peter Thiel literally consumes the blood of the young to sustain his own evil life

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Very vampiric. Sounds like someone needs staking!

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

join the Party for Socialism and Liberation if you're a burgerlander, we're the only national party fighting to end vampirism

[-] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

There we go, the only appropriate answer and I was about to say it.

Seriously folks Eat the Fucking Rich. They’re vampiric blights on the planet and society at large.

Stake thru the hearts of them All.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

Who’s that guy who takes the blood of young men to be immortal and shot a missile at a girl’s school?

Sounds like an undead demon to me.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Play RPGs? Either find someone who is willing to run a vampire hunting game, or run a game of vampires being hunted, so you can mow down the adventuring party, becoming the monster yourself.

[-] runiq@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's a post where someone wants to kill vampires instead of fuck them for some weird reason.

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Why would you wanna have sex with such wretches

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

But she has no soul and exsanguinates people. Major red flags

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Literature vampires are a metaphor for landlords. It couldn't be more obvious in Dracula. Not just because he's a lord who owns land. The protagonist is a solicitor and Dracula's whole evil plan is to buy various properties in England. Multiple chapters are about him learning English laws and customs around buying and holding land and houses.

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Billionaires are vampires for labor value 👀

[-] observes_depths@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Skyrim's Dawnguard DLC should do the trick. Oblivion also has vampires to kill.

[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Urist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Play the Curse of Strahd D&D campaign. Strahd is such a great villain and very Dracula-esque. Though to be fair, victory is all but guaranteed...

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Join the Navy and become a CIWS tech

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world -4 points 3 weeks ago

I want a sexy vampire or dhampir to fuck me.

this post was submitted on 04 May 2026
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