Lots here suggesting you do the Luigi thing.

If you're not game for that, I suggest playing videogames. I'm sure there has to be at least one about vampire hunting

What is lemmy even about man

Theres a certain class of people who behave a lot like vampires. Maybe start there?

Peter Thiel literally consumes the blood of the young to sustain his own evil life

join the Party for Socialism and Liberation if you're a burgerlander, we're the only national party fighting to end vampirism

There we go, the only appropriate answer and I was about to say it.

Seriously folks Eat the Fucking Rich. They’re vampiric blights on the planet and society at large.

Stake thru the hearts of them All.

Who’s that guy who takes the blood of young men to be immortal and shot a missile at a girl’s school?

Sounds like an undead demon to me.

Play RPGs? Either find someone who is willing to run a vampire hunting game, or run a game of vampires being hunted, so you can mow down the adventuring party, becoming the monster yourself.

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Literature vampires are a metaphor for landlords. It couldn't be more obvious in Dracula. Not just because he's a lord who owns land. The protagonist is a solicitor and Dracula's whole evil plan is to buy various properties in England. Multiple chapters are about him learning English laws and customs around buying and holding land and houses.

Billionaires are vampires for labor value 👀

Skyrim's Dawnguard DLC should do the trick. Oblivion also has vampires to kill.

VR

Play the Curse of Strahd D&D campaign. Strahd is such a great villain and very Dracula-esque. Though to be fair, victory is all but guaranteed...

Join the Navy and become a CIWS tech

I want a sexy vampire or dhampir to fuck me.