we're pulling up on Mojito 3

And here comes bamboo with a steel chair!!!

Probably actually lichen. They can grow without soils and indeed are a precursor to soil. No alien planet without life is going to have soil in it because soil is a living thing.

Somewhere there’s a joke about a Raspberry Pi running Linux Mint in there

This is the Raspberry Mint planet, great for Kombucha

The origin story of Mintberry Crunch

Fucking mint, never get rid of it.

However, thinking about blackberries, the only solution is fire.

I don't know which one wins, as long as they win far away from me...

Children Of Time Book 5 is going to be weird

Never bring English Ivy to another planet, worst mistake of my life

I'll bring some slugs

I get the sentiment IF you live in a place that has the right climate and conditions for raspberry. But from my experience, the right conditions and climate for mint are negotiable while those for raspberry are less so.

Specialists poring over the first draft list of plants and animals to be ferried over: “Are you crazy?!”

Having had both in my garden, mint will win.

Did they mean brambles maybe?

Glass Shattering Sound

Kudzu struts into the arena

Lest plant some rum plants and mojito that mint into line!

This is basically the plot of the game Eufloria.

For good measure, add Japanese knotweed and tree of heaven

They accidentally brought Japanese Knotweed and it’s destroying their habitats, bringing the buildings down.