I can hear this image.

I mean in real life people thought mummies smelled good enough to want to eat them and make perfume out of them so

They literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There's not much brain left.

Plot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It's right there in the name. Corpse > milf

Isn’t it in a jar next to them?

Obviously sapience is stored in the balls.

consent not required for necrophilic coitus

Hey where's my Arnold Vosloo version at?

This one seems to want you to disturb her womb.