eah I’d risk the curse (thelemmy.club)

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[-] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 4 weeks ago

I can hear this image.

[-] spectrums_coherence@piefed.social 24 points 4 weeks ago

I don't care how hot a mummy looks, she must smell horrific.

[-] TessaRekt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 weeks ago

I mean in real life people thought mummies smelled good enough to want to eat them and make perfume out of them so

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 weeks ago

the process of mummification used a lot of good smelling substances so i wouldnt be too surprised that they would still smell good enough to reuse

[-] randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 weeks ago

The new diet; have your organs removed by an Egyptian priest of the dead for the ultimate thin waistline which will make you drop dead gorgeous. Emphasis on dead.

[-] joyjoy@piefed.social 8 points 4 weeks ago

They literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There's not much brain left.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

If you volunteer for mummification as a way to get a targetted waistline, there wasn't much in there to begin with.

[-] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Plot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It's right there in the name. Corpse > milf

[-] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Mummies have no brain so they can't give consent

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 weeks ago

Isn’t it in a jar next to them?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 3 points 4 weeks ago

That's convenient because I'm seeking consent to fuck the jar too.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 4 weeks ago

Obviously sapience is stored in the balls.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

consent not required for necrophilic coitus

[-] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Yeh but pussy dry like jerky

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago

just how i like it

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 6 points 4 weeks ago

Pretty sure Brandon Fraser can answer this question.

[-] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hey where's my Arnold Vosloo version at?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 4 weeks ago

They kill you for disturbing their tomb. They want you to fuck off...

But this is also valid imo

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

This one seems to want you to disturb her womb.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hunh. Sand really does get everywhere, doesn't it. 😅😬

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

What that step-mummy doing??

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

Necrophilia: crack open a cold one!

[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 2 points 4 weeks ago

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