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[-] randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago

The new diet; have your organs removed by an Egyptian priest of the dead for the ultimate thin waistline which will make you drop dead gorgeous. Emphasis on dead.

[-] joyjoy@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago

They literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There's not much brain left.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 3 months ago

If you volunteer for mummification as a way to get a targetted waistline, there wasn't much in there to begin with.

[-] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It's right there in the name. Corpse > milf

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