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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago
[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago

Rubber bands – Sutton suggests that if you could find a small elastic band, you could catapult yourself out like a miniature slingshot.

Oh yeah let me just shit one out

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is why I eat a rubber band every day

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That article pissed me off. They never state the intended solution despite mentioning its existence. Clickbait is the worst

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

There is no intended solution. That’s the point.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Then why the fuck is it asked

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

To torture you

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Because some employers want to see how you attack a problem that has no clear answer.

However, they also don't ask the question any more because it didn't correlate with job performance, so take from that what you will.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Amazing :3

I would answer "die" or "wait". Either I'm put in there which can just put me back down or someone will come looking within a couple days.

So effectively [I think] it has no answer.

[-] numberskull@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Wait, we’re meant to think it’s a bad thing that we’re being thrown into a blender?

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Fast paced = a lot of mistakes are made and management does everything they can to avoid responsibility

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Move fast and break shit, that's what they preach isn't it?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm just going to sit in the center, and barf everywhere, making a huge mess.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The manager should be sitting up on the edge looking down.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You just employed a neurodivergent worker. Checkmate.

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