c'mon guys, we were all 47 once. give the guy a break

What the fuck is with this guy and roadkill?

things are bleak af but if we survive this, the books that historians write about this administration are going to be butt nutters

This dude is such a fucking moron. Ignore real science, and then pretend to do your own science on goddamn roadkill

He just wanted the baculum to snort drugs with

I remember April 16 like it was 6 days ago.

The fact anyone takes this guy seriously. We are cooked. He should be locked up in an asylum, or living in a shack in rural Alabama, ranting to his co workers at Walmart about democrat brain worms.

My spouse and I still use “the day got away from me” as an excuse for forgetting the stupidest fucking things ever. Like him and his bear carcass or whatever it was he left in Central Park.

This fucking moron should’ve been laughed out of society along with the others, but instead here we are; wearing jeans in saunas.

This guy is obsessed with roadkill. He always has been. He hung out with carcusses in highschool and college and would keep roadkill in his fridge. Like, many roadkills in his fridge.

This is the least bad thing this guy has done. It's really not worth the attention it's getting. It doesn't hurt anyone the way his vaccine skepticism does. I'd rather him be doing some hands on science than getting lost in conspiracy theories.

To the Icelandic Phallological Museum what people stealing copper out of AC units are to the Museum of Science and Industry.

Man's gotta eat.

I don't believe it.

I do not believe he did this, just once.

Why is it that every new thing I hear about this bozo is batshit insane.

Hold on, was he trying to change the rodent's gender? Reminds of when Trump defunded transgenic research because he thought they were making the mice transgender

Once? I thought he only needed like nine more before he has enough to cure cancer?

I mean... Who hasn't cut off road-killed racoon penis.

The fuck

I like that he did that. I think it's cool and normal.

So he cut off his own dick?

I've already read this but the image they used in conjunction with the headline is hilarious

This news is already ancient, as so much new bad and weird shit is happening.

Where is this guy's PR team? Seemingly every other thing he says involves directing roadkill, often the genitals. You'd think there would be someone around to tell him 'normal people dont do that.'

Or at least that if he has to mention mutilating a corpse, to pause and add a dramatic "for science!" Afterward.

"RFK Jr once cut penis off ‘road-killed raccoon, for science!' in New York? New book revealed' sounds way less psychopathic

Everyone in this administration is in some way weird and corrupt. Really just a bunch of ghouls.

Did he make it into a personal popsicle?

Why is he pathologically obsessed with roadkill?

Let he who has not 'cut the penis off a dead animal to study it later' cast the first stone.