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[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 24 points 2 weeks ago

That honestly sounds like a harmless jest and a little overreaction by the cancel crowd.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Welcome to the age of outrage

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 18 points 2 weeks ago

Did you hear that? Nike no longer tolerates walkers. I'm going to burn my Nike walking shoes.

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

New Balance has your back.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

FWIW The Nike Air Monarch IV is one of their best sellers and is a absolute dad/walking shoe.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

People need to stop being so offended lmfao

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

I love when big corporations get told to fuck off like this.

[-] CoconutLove@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out runners like to walk too

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's almost like they walk around the Nike store.

this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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