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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You're doing a medical study for money and you don't like to poop in public places. That's my guess.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Update plz?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I was here

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Just don't eat and mainline kaopectate?

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I was there.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Get some mana or soilent, stuff like that.

You need to eat it before your journey as your bowels need to adapt, once it is good you will have one poop per week as there is not a lot of fibers in it.

It is cheap also. You got everything you need to be well.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is God-tier Meme master content, well done OP

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Best of luck

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Eat carbs, drink Gatorade or Powerade and poop before hand. Bro whatever you're doing I expect an update post!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

posting for posterity. what a way to start the lemmy journey. and godspeed to op, shine on you crazy diamond.

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