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[–] 296 points 4 months ago

There's NOTHING Safer than having the Epstein Class KNOW where Kids are and WHEN they're Home Alone!

-US Politicians!

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  • [–] 213 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Remember folks, age verification is personal identity verification.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Well they could do it the right way where, for example, you go to your city hall to get a certificate of age where they check your ID. Then some cryptography happens so you only enter a public key from that certificate on a website or OS to verify your age.

    The website or OS doesn’t check your ID. City hall doesn’t know your browsing history.

    But I’m not fooling myself, that’s not the point of such a law.

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    [–] 161 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    "Key questions remain unanswered, such as the definition of “operating system provider,” the type of verification required, the focus on major commercial platforms, and the potential scope beyond them."

    I guarantee this bill is unenforceable. Cars, phones, traffic lights all have have computers with operating systems. All modern tech has an operating system of some sort. Also how do you even verify age? If my laptop is offline can I just not use it because it can't confirm my id? What about tech that never goes online but has an OS, like a calculator? I can't believe microsoft and apple are not lobbying against this. Who becomes liable if an "underage" person is accidentally given access or if access is denied to an "of age" person. I can just imagine an emt frantically looking for their driver's license so they can use the computerized defibrillator.

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  • [–] 72 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Microsoft is probably salivating at the idea of being the only legal OS provider.

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  • [–] 59 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    Microsoft and Apple. The internet will only allow OSs from large American corporations.

    I'd like to see the rest of the world say "fuck it" and carry on as before, leaving the Americans to censor themselves. But governments around the world are suddenly rushing to implement very similar terrible laws. It smells very coordinated.

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It feels like a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington display would solve this.

    Just bring everything that has an operating system in it into the room. Cars, boats, planes, construction equipment, tractors, factories, knock off game consoles, literally every server on the internet.

    Show them the ridiculousness of this and maybe we’ll get dragged out by police and charged with contempt of congress

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    [–] 116 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Rules being implemented and enforced by actual pedophiles

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  • [–] 113 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    They cant even define an OS. Do i need a fucking login for my wifi fridge and toaster. Such a stupid ffucking law.

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    [–] 95 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Okay, what is this bill actually saying?

    That soon, you won't even be able to own most computers without registering it under a government ID?

    Because that's fucking nuts.

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  • [–] 55 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Make guns connect to the internet and watch what happens then.

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    [–] 81 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Palantir really wants it's fucking database.

    All because Petey truly believes that there are demons living in the United States.

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    [–] 67 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    Everyone in this comment section, you're just gonna take this? Its been time, but if this is what motivates you to throw bricks at politicians then lets go

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    [–] 57 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    I'm having a hard time understanding how this is going to keep kids safe.

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    [–] 51 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Don’t want to compete with a potentially capable Linux? Pay the government to make it illegal!

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    [–] 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    In the future, you'll be sentenced to 10 years hard labour for a contraband OS while children are raped openly at lavish parties.

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    [–] 50 points 4 months ago* (9 children)

    palintir, meta, google are all behind it. it serves 2 purposes; silencing dissidents and TRACKING women/potential mothers as brood mares.

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    [–] 50 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Now do you see why I don't trust government?

    Because it does things like this. And it's not just our US government doing it. The entire world is getting more and more authoritarian.

    Government seeks power. Always. Which is why it must always be restrained.

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    [–] 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    unrelated but I just want to say theres like 4 separate comments using the word "TrumpID" to describe this age verification, and i think this would be a great way to mock it just like how conservatives called the aca "ObamaCare"

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Has Bipartisan support too. The corporations want this, and both of our parties listen to them first and us a distant second. Catering to corporate wants is about the only thing the two parties can agree on. It's probably going to pass, even if I hope it doesn't. Buckle up my friends...

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    [–] 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    The Internet is built upon and requires anonymous participation! This is an attempt to end privacy...

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    [–] 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Ugh, this is so disgusting! They desperately want control over things they should never have! I've shared my opinion will all three of my representatives.

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    [–] 38 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Yup, from the party of pedophiles

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    [–] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Since all TV’s are smart TV’s with an OS this means age verification to watch TV? I think that’s a message that will resonate with the average consumer on what is wrong with this bill

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    [–] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Meta, etc pushing this so that they don’t have to.

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    [–] 30 points 4 months ago*

    I’m so sick of this depraved pedophile oligarch Mossad shit

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago

    Fuck everything's my about this.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (12 children)

    I can just stop being online. I show my library card when I need to renew my stateID

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    [–] 26 points 4 months ago*

    Finally, torrenting Linux distros becomes a thing, rather than a curiosity

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    The smart doorlock my dad install now needs an age verification now?

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