1 Call or text multiple times throughout the day to check-up on them, they’ll appreciate the extra attention.
2 Start following them around town, just to keep tabs and give them extra security, so they feel safe.
3 Collect samples from their trash, just to make sure they’re eating right. Bonus if you can get hair samples.
4 Leave gift baskets on their doorstep with little love notes, written in your own blood to show how much you care.
5 Setup a notification for any and all social media posts, print & clip them out to hang on your walls. If you care enough about a person, you should read everything they post.
6 Consider building a shrine to them, after all, isn’t the person you love worthy of your worship?
7 Create a small doll with their face on it, so that you can have something that represents them with you at all times. Bonus if it can double as a masturbation device as well.
8 Plan for big demonstrations of your love, like tattoos or burning their name into their lawn.
9 Bring them somewhere romantic, like a private getaway, a motel, or a dark basement. Remember, “No” isn’t an option.