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[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 105 points 1 month ago

Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?

[-] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 month ago

I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Sorry you rang?

Jeez I would think the sharper parts on the side would rectum

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

didn't even know 'um

[-] X@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 57 points 1 month ago

Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

[-] Naich@piefed.world 53 points 1 month ago

That's a bit of a stretch.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Hond@piefed.social 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

thats a common mistake people make. its not a carburetor.

its a motorcycleburetor

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 month ago

In my favorite road hog. Your mom.

[-] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Oh you know my mom? Good for her.

[-] J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This go's up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people's eardrums.

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[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The square hole

[-] discocactus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago
[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

No, that’s not where it goes, but close.

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The inhaust pipe?

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It is the seat.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This part goes up the ass. Or vagina if you have one.

Where's /u/SPECULUMATOR? I bet they'd get a kick outta this.

[-] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

I have no idea, and I wouldn't want to specul(um)ate.

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

That’s either a duck or a rabbit.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I always heard that part was useless anyway from my washed up piece of shit Dad

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

if you ever see him again, tell him

behind every piece of shit, is his bitch.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Was* in his case

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[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

In the Rider?

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Obviously that's the tool used to assess the gravitational alignment of the bike to the ground.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That's an exhaust pipe stretcher, obviously..

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Up the bum, Bob?

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Right under the headlamp, it's the bike beak.

[-] West_of_West@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Just a quick peep

[-] Ydna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Duckbill emulator

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

“Let’s take a look under the hood” applies to both scenarios.

[-] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Right next to the Falange

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

It’s for working on the rental bike after everyone has had a ride.

[-] GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it

Excerpt
"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's to rev my engine.

[-] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Has nothing to do with automotives, it's a freaking duckbill protector!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

It's medieval armor from duck jousting tournaments.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

That's how the Ducati mechanic extracts payment.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago
[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
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