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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 203 points 1 week ago

HTML: hatemail

HTTP: hat-top

MSDN: Mastodon

SSH: shhhhh

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

Anybody else ever use HoTMetaL to make a website?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[-] m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

hitttup, wuh wuh wuh

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[-] GreatRam@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago
[-] 5715@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

J-Son ≠ K-Son

[-] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 1 week ago
[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Ah, I see, you're a person of culture and distinguished taste.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I feel like this one is relatively uncontroversial

URL pronounced as "earl" however? I'll spend all of my remaining energy in life ensuring the person saying it is stapled to the bottom of the Mariana trench with rebar

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

SQL is pronounced 'Sequel' because it was originaly SEQUEL.

SQL was initially developed at IBM by Donald D. Chamberlin and Raymond F. Boyce after learning about the relational model from Edgar F. Codd[12] in the early 1970s.[13] This version, initially called SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language), was designed to manipulate and retrieve data stored in IBM's original quasirelational database management system, System R, which a group at IBM San Jose Research Laboratory had developed during the 1970s.[13]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL

It then later evolved, and changed from being an acronym into an initialism, kind of, sort of, mostly for people who are unaware of the etymology.

'Sequel' is quite literally the tradtional way to pronounce it.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 week ago

TIL, thank you. Still not gonna say it like that.

[-] pelya@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

DNS is pronounced 'hosts' because it was originally one big text file.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That would explain why it's only American to I've ever heard referred to it like that. Every European developer I've ever heard referred to it as always called it SQL as would I.

Other DNS is definitely Dennis from now on.

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[-] freezy@discuss.tchncs.de 68 points 1 week ago
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[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 46 points 1 week ago

It’s not sequel. It’s squirrel.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Skill. Then you can reply to any database problems your coworkers bring up with "sounds like a skill issue to me".

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 week ago

Confusing because there is a DB client called SQuirreL.

But also relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1989/

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[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago
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[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 45 points 1 week ago

The original product was called SEQUEL. Structured English QUEry Language. They got sued over the name by a company named Sequel, so changed it to SQL but kept calling it sequel, as do we all.

[-] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

So say we all

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Except me who call it Es-Queue-El as language intended.

/Old mans rant off

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[-] sudo@programming.dev 39 points 1 week ago

I had a coworker pronounce URL as Earl.

[-] 5715@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!
EARL!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Want some URL Grey tea?

[-] jeffep@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
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[-] Romer@reddthat.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't you mean, DEE-niss? 8====D <------ There. It's right there.

[-] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

How do you pronounce PDF file?

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 26 points 1 week ago

E-p-s-t-e-i-n?

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[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago
[-] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

You say your name right! Now, dee-NICE!

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[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

I like to pronounce them like squeal and dunes.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

And if they wanted Qt pronounced any way beside "cutie," they shouldn't have spelled it "cutie."

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[-] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Bro I heard someone pronounce it squeal before 🫠

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[-] 5715@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

CDN: Codein
DHCP: Dickhead Chilli Peppers

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Oh, don't be DeNSe, it's pronounced SQueaL 🐷

[-] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] zemo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I will always judge people who say "sequel"

[-] silentjohn@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

Why? It originated as literally SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language). It only changed because of a trademark conflict.

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[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Same, but I'm willing to team up with them against people who call it squeal.

[-] xistera@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

I self-taught SQL on the job and was denied a promotion because I said S-Q-L instead of Sequel. The supervisor that was interviewing me for the job ended the interview early because of it. This was almost 10 years ago now and I'm still salty about it.

[-] lmr0x61@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

It’s always Dennis

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 8 points 1 week ago

I didn't need to know this.
Ffs.

And it's exactly what a name server deserves.

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