HTML: hatemail
HTTP: hat-top
MSDN: Mastodon
SSH: shhhhh
HTML: hatemail
HTTP: hat-top
MSDN: Mastodon
SSH: shhhhh
Anybody else ever use HoTMetaL to make a website?
Not HoTMaiL?
Or HoTMaLe?
HoTtaMaLe
PHP: fffffffp
hitttup, wuh wuh wuh
JSON is pronounced Jason
J-Son ≠ K-Son
SCSI was always skuzzy.

Ah, I see, you're a person of culture and distinguished taste.
I feel like this one is relatively uncontroversial
URL pronounced as "earl" however? I'll spend all of my remaining energy in life ensuring the person saying it is stapled to the bottom of the Mariana trench with rebar
JSON Statham
SQL is pronounced 'Sequel' because it was originaly SEQUEL.
SQL was initially developed at IBM by Donald D. Chamberlin and Raymond F. Boyce after learning about the relational model from Edgar F. Codd[12] in the early 1970s.[13] This version, initially called SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language), was designed to manipulate and retrieve data stored in IBM's original quasirelational database management system, System R, which a group at IBM San Jose Research Laboratory had developed during the 1970s.[13]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL
It then later evolved, and changed from being an acronym into an initialism, kind of, sort of, mostly for people who are unaware of the etymology.
'Sequel' is quite literally the tradtional way to pronounce it.
TIL, thank you. Still not gonna say it like that.
DNS is pronounced 'hosts' because it was originally one big text file.
That would explain why it's only American to I've ever heard referred to it like that. Every European developer I've ever heard referred to it as always called it SQL as would I.
Other DNS is definitely Dennis from now on.

It’s not sequel. It’s squirrel.
Skill. Then you can reply to any database problems your coworkers bring up with "sounds like a skill issue to me".
Confusing because there is a DB client called SQuirreL.
But also relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1989/
Still wrong. Squeal.
The original product was called SEQUEL. Structured English QUEry Language. They got sued over the name by a company named Sequel, so changed it to SQL but kept calling it sequel, as do we all.
So say we all
Except me who call it Es-Queue-El as language intended.
/Old mans rant off
I had a coworker pronounce URL as Earl.
I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!
EARL!
Want some URL Grey tea?
enjinx
Don't you mean, DEE-niss? 8====D <------ There. It's right there.
How do you pronounce PDF file?
E-p-s-t-e-i-n?
Denise - it's French
You say your name right! Now, dee-NICE!
It's the DENNIS system.
I like to pronounce them like squeal and dunes.
And if they wanted Qt pronounced any way beside "cutie," they shouldn't have spelled it "cutie."
Bro I heard someone pronounce it squeal before 🫠
CDN: Codein
DHCP: Dickhead Chilli Peppers
denise
Oh, don't be DeNSe, it's pronounced SQueaL 🐷

I will always judge people who say "sequel"
Why? It originated as literally SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language). It only changed because of a trademark conflict.
Same, but I'm willing to team up with them against people who call it squeal.
I self-taught SQL on the job and was denied a promotion because I said S-Q-L instead of Sequel. The supervisor that was interviewing me for the job ended the interview early because of it. This was almost 10 years ago now and I'm still salty about it.
It’s always Dennis
I didn't need to know this.
Ffs.
And it's exactly what a name server deserves.
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