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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

You got ONE Mission Accomplished with GWB, well, with Trump you get DAILY Mission Accomplished!

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

I am imagining a supercut of every time Trump has said this alternating with footage of Iranian launches and impacts

"Tubthumping" for the soundtrack

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I say "We won again" and we won again

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Trump is literally that quote about playing chess with a pigeon

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.”

― Shannon L. Alder

[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I also like "never argue with idiots, theyll drag you down and beat you with experience".

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

9 times

Trump wants his card punched so he can get that tasty free sub.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 19 points 1 month ago
[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

USA wins everything, why cant we have a turn?

[-] mean@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Defeated Iran, whilst also begging everyone else to get involved.

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

He has already failed upward all the way to President of the global hegemon, why wouldn't he be able to lose upward into total world domination too?

this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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