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[–] 37 points 5 months ago (1 child)

You got ONE Mission Accomplished with GWB, well, with Trump you get DAILY Mission Accomplished!

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I am imagining a supercut of every time Trump has said this alternating with footage of Iranian launches and impacts

    "Tubthumping" for the soundtrack

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Trump is literally that quote about playing chess with a pigeon

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    “Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.”

    ― Shannon L. Alder

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago

    9 times

    Trump wants his card punched so he can get that tasty free sub.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    Defeated Iran, whilst also begging everyone else to get involved.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    He has already failed upward all the way to President of the global hegemon, why wouldn't he be able to lose upward into total world domination too?

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