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[–] teft@piefed.social 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is why i’m often a tief barbarian. At least i can mostly stand the heat in there.

Mr Wizard please stop taking bladesinging. I prefer you be an evoker with sculpt spells.

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Sculpt spells is a necessity for D&D firebois.

That or a perpetual "we're hiring" sign on the local jobs board.

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[–] teft@piefed.social 6 points 5 months ago

A sending stone with a cleric of ilmater on speed dial.

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[–] d41@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

That's the way I used to play, the barbarian would lure them all in then I'd drop a fireball right on top of her.

Well, at least until the DM got sick of my shit and stopped clumping up the enemies.

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[–] teft@piefed.social 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you all are going to stand in a line wearing metal armor, you just have to expect a chain lightning. That’s just dungeoning 101.

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

At that point you're basically forcing the wizard to spend that spell slot. They don't want to (all the other wizards will laugh at something so basic) but they can't let the party down.

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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

The guys in plate mail stand in a line because if they're not clumped up they're getting a Heat Metal instead, which is infinitely worse and probably a war crime.

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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

What planes do the Geneva Conventions apply on?

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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Mechanicus, most likely.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 5 months ago

Don't even get me started on the dude in one of my campaigns that wanted to use fireball in a sulfur mine.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I'm fine. I'm playing a tiefling paladin who rolled really good stats. And honestly the barb dgaf either.