MarkWayne "Hillbilly Is Right There In His First Name" Mullins is her replacement.

Red Skull is too competent for the job.

IKR? Putting the cheek fillers/fat removal aside, why can’t plastic surgery improve necks or hands? Honest question.

It’s like AI Scott Adams

https://www.businessinsider.com/creator-ai-scott-adams-tribute-final-wishes-controversy-2026-2

Well my low expectations have been met. I didn't think Trump was going to pick a mature competent adult

People give Texas a lot of shit and rightly so, but Oklahoma produces quite a cesspool of bitter, self-righteous fuckwits who really believe they know and have the right of things.

That was the asshole that tried to rip that sign. What a fucking piece of crap. And he's a race trader He's an American Indian.

What kind of fucked up brain do you have to have to be racist?

This is why I really want to celebrate this, however I know in my bones there’s nothing to celebrate.

I think it means that Trump is replacing her with someone else, not that he's taking both positions. I was confused at first too.

From the article:

President Donald Trump says he's replacing his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and will nominate in her place Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin.

The headline is just really stupidly worded.

Agentive interpretation, not anticausative.

PBS doing what needs to be done.

It's the only work of art that's ever made me throw up in my mouth.

It's a toss-up between Pistol Pete and RFK "Peewee Mengele" Jr. Also Bondo.

but it’s a start.

Nah. Markwayne Mullin will be worse. But he'll be instructed to chill out until after the midterms since the traitor party is scared it'll be a bloodbath for them if they can't do something about public perception.