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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Mump

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Fang

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5 names at once.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Polysyllabic words too.

Rosicrucian Bellefonte Adelaide Dormandius Xavier {last name} III (as there is no legal requirement to actually have a I and a II first)

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Maven, given they are Java developers

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Jennifer

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Hell, if the Amaricans and Vietnamese can call a girl "Kim", then we can call a boy "Jennifer" and say we got inspired.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

sleggar
jamitov
bajeena
revive
bring
harry

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'd take Steve over any of the ...ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I'd be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.

Ken or Nigel are probably safe.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Keith

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Child Tax Credit, or, ChiTaC (Cheetah C) for short.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Fly-debate https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/09/puritan-names-lists-of-bizarre-religious-nomenclature-used-by-puritans.html

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Chad, Chet, Chaz, the unbroly Trinity

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cunt

edit: why are you downvoting me? I'm right.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules ("tes-ti-CLEEZ")

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Based off the Jeffs I've known... Jeff.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For very different reasons:

Edward Jacob

Elon

Donald

Raven

Leonard

Ismael

Vladimir

Christian

Jim Bob

Chad

Kevin

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Felcher Mycal (Michael), Jaxsyn (Jackson), etc Ryler/Rylen Axton/Joxton Grond

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