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[–] penguin@lemmy.pixelpassport.studio 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Potty mouth

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[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 1 point 5 months ago

You shut your fuck, you shit.

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It turns out that in some parts of the world, people have not heard of toilet brushes.

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 33 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Why dirty the toilet brush when I can instead ineffectively pee on the shit mark for a month?

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh, I do that too, of course. But then after a month I give up and use the brush. Then a day later a new stain appears and the cycle continues.

I just wanted to comment that factoid about the toilet brush. Hoping someone would chime in and admit they've never owned one!

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 6 months ago

What like the thing I use for my teeth? That’s gross!

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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

Then a day later a new stain appears and the cycle continues.

Our own Sisyphecal burden

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago

You clean public toilets?

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[–] straddle@fedinsfw.app 1 point 6 months ago

i installed a bum gun for when the piss stream is not enough

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT

[–] Aritoteles@lemmy.world [S] -3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I'm not posting censored shit. Have a great day

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[–] doctorn@c.im 1 point 6 months ago

@Aritoteles @ThatWeirdGuy1001 Just shit censored. 😅

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

At a glance, I thought this was a picture of a mosquito.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Ah, I had one like that earlier in the day

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 1 point 6 months ago

Only men will understand that you're forbidden from saying no no words on the internet?

[–] BendingHawk@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago

This is the best shit I've seen all week 👏 👏 👏

[–] zz31da@piefed.social 1 point 6 months ago

I've seen this post like 5-6 times in the past day or so, and i only just now realized its a frame from dragonball z, not some abstract ant-like creature in amber

brains are weird! (mine at least)

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org -5 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

Sorry, but no, I havn't yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn't raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?

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[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

They're referring to when you trying to remove a stain from a previous poo

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

They know. They're being intentionally obtuse.

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[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

What? No, I wouldn't dream of ever doing that. I clearly have no idea of what the OP meant, and am not in fact mocking that as uncivilised. Why would I do this? To point out this is but one step removed from sink pissing? I would never...

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 6 months ago

There's really nothing wrong with sink pissing if you run the water and clean the sink on a regular basis. It's just a hole that water goes down.

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[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 point 6 months ago

You mean someone who shat like this (without trousers ofc)?

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

urinals are for barbarians

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[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 point 6 months ago

I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn't even imagine in the nightmares...

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

I was surprised to learn recently that in Germany sitting while peeing is considered the proper way for men, since I lived there from '83 to '94 and never heard about it. Being American, I usually stand like a savage. Is this something that became more common after I left, or did I somehow miss it for 11 years?

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[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Thank you for confirming my predjudices about the lack of manners in the USA. This gives support to my firm conviction of never letting an American use my bathroom.

I've heard it beeing done in dirty public stalls, but only if there are no urinals. In my youth (10+years ago) this was a topic of discussion in my group of friends and it was consence that you do not do this in anyones bathroom you respect.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 point 6 months ago*

You should know that in most of the cultures in the world, men prefer to stand and pee. So you can hate Americans all you want, just don't think that that's in any way unique to them. While we're on the topic of other cultures being perceived as rude, I always hated how in Germany it's not considered impolite to stare. It's super rude to me.