I heard there's a number of rules you have to agree to before you can order one.

For more info, bing Kissinger rule 34.

Muwhahaha! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! That which is dead can NEVER die!

I think we would be a more positive community if we got rid of upvotes and everyone bought a kissing robot.

and the nobel peace prize goes to the sex toy

PSA: Do not put your penis into the kissenger.

later it will incorporate napalm

Telelipdonics

one step closer to

The kissussy

Why did they have to make it look scary though. I don't wanna kiss disembodied lips ffs

(Sorry to all ghosts)

I saw this episode of the Big Bang Theory! Walawitz creates a prototype of this and practices with Raj.

If you really loved me you'd kiss the phone fleshlight for me.

Somebody call Soulja Boy

don’t forget to wash the _ out before you use it :)

Obligatory Soulja Boy

The effort people go to to continue a long distance relationship (you're actually being scammed)

yes but i hax0r ur kissengers by linking it to mine hahaha

ill kiss the both of you while thinking about warcrimes UwU

This was a funny joke back in the glory days of the internet.

http://www.easylife.org/fufme/. NSFW-ish

What if they bite?

Does it give tongue?