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Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!"

Thorvalds: "Well, God told me that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!"

Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."

—Erik Meltzer, rec.humor.funny

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

For those who don't know who Knuth is:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

0% chance Stallman isn't an atheist.

Edit: yep

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

In general, in any area of art or sensation, there are many ways for something to be good, and they cannot be compared and ordered.

this reminds me of that video af him picking his foot and going for a nibble