Then he'll announce that they live among us, and we have to find them and deport them out of our American Milky Way.

Then he'll just claim that the liberal woke mind virus and Trump derangement syndrome are indicators and have even more people stuffed into concentration camps.

Well, that's conclusive evidence that it's bullshit.

He'll drop it when critical sections from the Epstein files will surface.

This feels like the most normal thing ever. I feel Obama, and Biden both at the least had some speeches pre written if aliens were found. Probably with interchangable lines if they were hostile or not. Like you dont wanna wing that.

I thought he was trying to deport all the aliens.

I think we've already seen them, they all look like skinsuits so will he be introducing him and his family?

Ffs. He will say anything. Like aliens exist is some wild idea or something. Will he prove it with some AI generated meme or show us an alien wearing a maga hat?

To conclude we are the only living being in the Universe is statistically naive.

He'll do absolutely anything to take the attention away from the Epstein files

Is that the final chapter of the epstein files? I'd almost prefer the perpetrators be aliens so we can finally have some smoke for those who deserve it instead of folks trying to make ends meet.

Oh boy, is ICE going to get busy now.

I don't think aliens want anything to do with this dumpster fire. What would we even have that they would need at their technology level anyway? Seriously, it doesn't make sense that they would even care about us beyond maybe some light scientific study.

They are so desperate to undercut Obama that they can't even pick up on the fact that he was being sarcastic.

What president doesn't have a speech for any and every occasion?