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submitted 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to c/politics@lemmy.world

Trump had better hope those extraterrestials aren't in the Epstein files too, or this distraction from them is going to backfire.

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[-] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I don't think aliens want anything to do with this dumpster fire. What would we even have that they would need at their technology level anyway? Seriously, it doesn't make sense that they would even care about us beyond maybe some light scientific study.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Idk after having watched Star Trek a lot all I can tell you is they probably want to have sex with Riker.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

What president doesn't have a speech for any and every occasion?

[-] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

That's very interesting. Trump is also a pedophile. I thought that was sort of interesting too.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

He'll drop it when critical sections from the Epstein files will surface.

[-] Asmodeus_Krang@infosec.pub 11 points 12 hours ago

The only aliens he's aware of are the ones working his properties.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 12 hours ago

The hardest workers are workers who are terrified to be whisked away to a prison in a country they have never even been to!

[-] santa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Ffs. He will say anything. Like aliens exist is some wild idea or something. Will he prove it with some AI generated meme or show us an alien wearing a maga hat?

To conclude we are the only living being in the Universe is statistically naive.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 13 points 15 hours ago

Well, that's conclusive evidence that it's bullshit.

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 18 points 16 hours ago

Then he'll announce that they live among us, and we have to find them and deport them out of our American Milky Way.

Then he'll just claim that the liberal woke mind virus and Trump derangement syndrome are indicators and have even more people stuffed into concentration camps.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

also: it's them who raped all those childs

[-] Catma@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

This feels like the most normal thing ever. I feel Obama, and Biden both at the least had some speeches pre written if aliens were found. Probably with interchangable lines if they were hostile or not. Like you dont wanna wing that.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Same as "President has speech for if astronauts die on Moon". Pretty easy to prep ahead and simply fill in the blanks, so to speak.

[-] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Link to Nixon's for those that have never read it.

[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Is that the final chapter of the epstein files? I'd almost prefer the perpetrators be aliens so we can finally have some smoke for those who deserve it instead of folks trying to make ends meet.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Will there be a final chapter to the Epstein files or will it be a Wheel Of Time series thing where it just goes on and on with each new plot point seeming to trounce the last one in severity of existential dread until the reader is hopelessly lost?

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 15 hours ago

I think we've already seen them, they all look like skinsuits so will he be introducing him and his family?

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

No, they're all at 10 Downing Street. I learned that from that esteemed British documentary, Doctor Who....

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh damn hah, i haven't watched in a while, what was the name Slitheen or something?

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Oh boy, is ICE going to get busy now.

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