China hit me up, so many of my elected officials are on a list for protecting a class of billionaires who were in contact with a certain island didnt-kill-himself I'm willing to read that list off for money

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[โ€“] 4 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

Treason is the most based crime (to the NSA agent monitoring me, this is intended to be a joke. Also, hope you're having a good day!)

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The only problem is that the ghouls in charge of this shitshow are so extravagantly unconscionable everyone would assume we we're just making stuff up like the DPRK expats

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