"Why the fuck do you look like Billie Piper?"

Save the goddamn gorilla. Maybe things would be better.

Don't go back too far! People from 1000 years ago or even probably just 250 years ago will probably die from your modern germs, causing a history changing plague if it spreads!

"You're really bad at this"

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
(ah forgot: and your time machine)

"Have you watched looper?"

The best part is that if time travel is ever invented then it already has been.

"Lemme get some of that time machine."

inquire if they can take me with them. Going on a dr who adventure sounds like a grand old time. Plus would be amazing to access future medical technology.

Have you gone to see the dinosaurs yet? No?

Okay, then are you going to go see the dinosaurs after this?

How would we know?

"Gimme that time machine, fool!"

“Why are you back, I’ve already talked to you. Were you too late?”

Find that fish that crawled out of the ocean and evolved into us and kick it back in. None of this is worth it, we might be happier as dolphins.

Go back and kill Abraham. Let's see if it changes history for the better.

Or at least stop him from creating a religion from his schizophrenia.

Not so sure

So, how's your grandpa?

You toy with powers greater than any God, Jesus christ where are you getting the energy from?

Can I have a go?

you’re a dumbass, eat some mints in the future and go back, cause a fucking paradox of knowing what’s gonna happen in the future, then don’t eat mints after you did in the future.

Surely the original timeline wasn't worse than this?

Wrongdoer; it might be harmful. Time travel brings injustice.

"Why are you coming after me? I've done nothing!"