"I'm sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?"

No, people won't argue about just anything.

Had to tape it down to make sure it didn't fly away.

Um, acktually. (pushes glasses up) This would only serve to to demonstrate that people may sometimes argue about this one thing. To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, you would need to show that an argument occurs for everything, which you do not demonstrate here.

Did you just assume that bug’s gender?

It's pronounced "ladybird".

Cool ladybug picture, dude! What is controversial here?

This is not a pipe.

Nature is beautiful 🥹

Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.

Yes it is. And a beautiful one too.

Did you know that the "Bandaid Ladybug" is one of the most healing in the world?

May the papercuts between your fingers forever go without ladybugs.

Does it have an owie?

What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.

That's an Asian Lady Beetle actually, not a ladybug. They're an invasive species that was intentionally introduced in an attempt to control aphids and can sometimes but not always be differentiated from ladybugs by the color of their elytron (hard coating which protects their wings), which can be orange rather then red.

This is a rhino beetle. 🤨

fuck you, thats a oopsy-go-away. fucking people these days have not fucking culture at all, like come on man, touch some fucking grass or something .. fucking ladybug....

that's a cool ladybug

I have a boo boo! Where are my ladybugs?

I think you covered the ladybug there

kill yourself now

That's a delightful ladybug. I have one that's got a picture of a bandage on it..

I hope they get better soon, meeting a band-aid that big.

Why'd you have to make it a race thing?

No, this doesn't look like the Senator from Southern Carolina.

What do the lady bugs look like in your country?

That is clearly a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden.

Wound strip.

That's not --

Wait --

You magnificent bastard

Not everything that bugs a lady is a ladybug

Des is a Pflaster und ka Marienkäfer!