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[–] 154 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

I'm straight and attracted to women. That means whatever I fuck is a women regardless of their genitals.

(The Jonny Bravo approach)

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    congratulations! you have discovered that sexuality is not as simple as "luv me boiz" and/or "luv me girlz" :D

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    i get extremely repulsed if i was attracted to someone but find out they were born with a penis. Does that make me transphobic?

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nah it just means you don't like cock. Eat that pussy, brutha

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He said "find out they were born with a penis", not "find out they have a penis". So yeah, transphobic.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Hm, good point. What exactly bothers you about a hot chick with a pussy but that was born with a cock, ciko22i3?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The fact there was a cock growing there at some point. The body is male, i couldnt get myself to sleep with that person. I'm fine with them being around as a friend/neighbour or whatever role they fill, but i couldn't form any real romantic relationship if i know the person was born with a penis.

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    No I think this genuinely comes from a fear of trans people. Transphobia. But since you're being honest and good faith, and not hateful about it, I can see why it's confusing to be called transphobic.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    No. These are males (gender) presenting as feminine (presentation). Often this presentation breaks - will they have a female voice? Attitude and personality?

    And if you were attracted to them... Yes, you're attracted to a man*

    But being gay or bisexual or any sexuality is a spectrum. You can be bisexual, if you choose to use that label, and attracted almost entirely to women, and then the rare man. Or be attracted to all genders but still only choose to have sex with certain genders.

    I just came across someone who said they were attracted to a picture of a bear (hair man). And someone said "hey, you're not straight" and they replied: "Im only attracted to this man, here, online, and I'm not having sex with anyone. So I'd rather claim to be straight."

    In this case I think sexuality is a process. Maybe they will end up accepting their attraction and acting on it, maybe they won't. And either fork in the road would lead to a great life.

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If I can name the artist, how fucked am I?

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    To quote the great Jermaine Clement, how could it be gay if I'm picturing you as a woman?

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    There is this person I follow on social media for perfectly SFW reasons (that's a lie), and at first, I thought, "femboy hot," but then I learnt that she's a woman, and although she's still hot, it's a different kind of hot. Still following her, though.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    i see dross i vote up

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  • [+] 33 points 2 years ago* (2 children)
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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Now i'm ace.

    Thanks Oba- er boys.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I'm not into Children, sorry.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    When I see these uber cute images I just kinda imagine a real human in my mind and they come out looking my age (mid twenties). As a fan of people playing with their gender and presentation and posting pictures of it, though, the youngest looking person Ive seen is 35... So all of those 20 year olds better keep taking care of themselves.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Cartoons have missing features, so it leaves room for your own interpretation of it. Isn't it wonderful?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    But the features that are present are round faces, bangs in face, oversized sweater, wristbands, denim overalls, etc which all kind of allude to children's features and fashion. I'm not saying it was wrong to make this or post this, it's a cool image, I just feel no attraction to it and therefor the caption has comically failed.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I totally understand this, because we often attribute features that are either androgynous or culturally considered feminine (but especially androgynous features) with prepubescence. So you've got the rounded faces and lack of secondary sex characteristics that we would associate with older people, plus fashion that could easily be considered "younger," and despite probably being intended to be 20 or so, they look much younger.

    As somebody who's got that scruffy white Jesus look going on but doesn't have a square jawline and often wears hoodies, I've more than once been mistaken for a high school/college student - even by high school students no less - despite being in my 30s. Being hit on by college kids almost 10 years younger than you is an awkward experience I would not wish on anyone. As is having your mom be mistaken for your grandmother.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I assume boys is adults in this context, in which case 🥰 boys 🥰

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Umm still undecided. Can I get a few more to help make up my mind?

    (/jk heterosexuality was always a lie)

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Nope. Still pan. They only destroyed 15% of the heterosexuality.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'm still het. I'm just not an obligate het.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    The three on the left just look like the typical anime Teenager that gets sexualised.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    And failing miserably at it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Nope, try again.

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