While that is indeed.. completely expected, Its not a very safe encryption to begin with

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/cpus/youtuber-breaks-bitlocker-encryption-in-less-than-43-seconds-with-sub-dollar10-raspberry-pi-pico

I like my switch the linux more and more every day

The problem isn't that they handed it over. The feds had a warrant, they had no choice. The problem is that they had anything to hand over.

And that is why you dont save the key in your Microsoft account but local only instead.

anything that ties to Micro$oft is shady

They are all going to be really impressed when they see how many decks I've beaten on Balatro.

Is there a Linux equivalent to bitlocker?