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[–] 17 points 8 months ago

Should make a map of the USA where the USA is a tiny dot on Jamestown and Plymouth mass and the rest is occupied territory

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    i think caucauses should be new europe, while russia sort of europe, don't think they've had any roman contacts whatsoever (and slavs were only getting there at the tail end of western roman empire anyway)

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    russia needs to be one shade more european than germany, i'll use whatever pseudohistoric justification necessary

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Just do it by religion. From most European to least European:

    Orthodoxy > Islam > P*pists > Pr*ds

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 8 months ago

    Ethiopia and Kerala are very european, Indonesia fairly european, the philippines, latin america, poland, italy and ireland somewhat european, North europe and parts of africa are Not Really Europe?

    This is an interesting angle worthy of pursuing

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

    so not really europe for germany, should have lost at teutoberg, tedesci

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    also, people moving from turkey or syria to germany/scandinavia are actually making those places more european

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    lebanon has whole ass (well half ass) dynasty of emperors, meanwhile austro-HUNgarians gave us attila the hun, this is all highlighted in the protocols of the elders of styria. (i can't remember who held that view, but historians definitely tried to portray germans as this historic menace of civilization between prussia wars-ww2)

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    You should include greenland but im not sure which way would be funnier to label it

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    should've unified Ireland

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    norway sweden looking like a forked penis (finland is balls)

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