Fuck me that's a relief.

Ol' girl and boy left some snail poison (metaldehyde) out, blew over shit fell out and the resident magpie had a go at it apparently. I was livid.

Hadn't seen it for 2 days, but it just rocked up looking pretty worse for wear still kicking though and eating. Poor thing took a hit but seems okay.

Been feeding this thing for 20+ years and would be devastated if that's how it went out.

Phew (for now I hope).

You'll never guess how that tear in the fly screen happened...

I know this sounds very fuckwit adjacent, but I decided to go veggo after what happened the other day with the cat.

I don't know why exactly tbh. I went to buy the usual chicken breast the other night from the supey, and I had a mild existential crisis.

I'm sort of annoyed, because I feel like absolute shit physically, but it's like a mental block.

It is what it is for the moment I guess.

I am having a lovely morning. Slept in, finished my latest Kdrama while still in bed, had a shower and didn't get dressed for an hour, had salty eggs on toast. Gym lined up for this afternoon when Boyo's up for it, then it'll likely be a crafty/puzzling sort of evening!

Digg public beta is live if anyone is interested. There is already a Melbourne community created.

YAS TEAM!

Omg. Just realised YL got her her ears pieced. 2 in each ear. Pretty big deal for me cos Arabs get their daughters done at 6 months and I was like no fucking way I'm doing that to her considering I cried everytime she had injections. Wow. Spinning out.

Ps. I always thought it was her choice not mine.

Had a bit of an awkward moment yesterday when I was helping someone with their computer. I realised the most recent document in their downloads was a position description and I also saw their resume pretty high up in the list.

If I can get a more private moment with her soon I'll let her know it's alright and her secret is safe with me

Home again. 😊. Here with youse guys.

got heaps of beads so I can do some super easy relaxing handcraft this weekend

cup of green jasmine tea and some pita with hummus for lunch

but feeling tired and headachy, it's coffee withdrawals

A client asked me earlier if I would be working over the weekend. I almost laughed on the phone.

It’s been a shit week. Cheers 🍺

The clouds are floating along the horizon, just above the CBD, lit up by light pollution and travelling quite quickly, like some sort of weird cloud migration. I wonder where they will end up.

I had a dream last night that I had come back from holidays and left my cpap machine behind and I was wandering all around town on a public holiday trying to buy a new one and being too scared to sleep.

And I've figured out why those work pants I got were so cheap. The front pockets are kind of like jeans pockets where they're on the inside and they're really tight, and the one side pocket they have is only attached halfway down, the bottom half just flaps around freely.

These things would be annoying for someone on a job site that's actually using the pockets on their trousers constantly, but it's fine for me just in an office all day. The only annoying thing is that leg pocket can flap around when pedalling on the bike.

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I'm back home from a day in Melbourne. Travelling down the freeway in the dark always plays havoc with my perception of speed. Something about hurtling along into pitch blackness ahead can give me a feeling that I'm not moving and it's everything else coming towards me. I had the added challenge of wind pushing the van around to make for a tiring drive.

When I got home I found the pump in the water tank was cycling on and off constantly. I think I've found the cause, a minor leak in the tap timer, but having to go outside in the wind was not fun. I consoled myself with some apricot sorbet, and am now having cuddles with Miss Meow, Mr Woof and his collection of favourite toys on the couch.