Quark: "Profits..."

Odo: "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the prophets."

Eight-year olds, Dude.

Say what you want about the Rules of Acquisition, at least it's an ethos.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine)

Odo is just a baby, big brother Laas comes along and is literally fire, can morph into a warp capible space ship....

Remember, every episode where Odo is stuck, and can't do something, it's not because he can't, it's because he's not trying hard enough.. he doesn't want it!