I really love this concept so I use AI to generate a version of it that uses a more appropriate franchise:

Is the baba yaga hut staffed by redcaps and other pissed off, tired fey?

Behold the House of Waffles

The deathless diner nesting in dreams

Turn your back to the horrors, House, House

Turn your front to me, House, House

But imagine the quality of service. Unfortunately, the rice in the back kitchen has been spilled, and no food will be prepared until the staff counts all the grains of rice.

baba yaga hut but it's a waffle house

So it's just your average Waffle House?